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cards against humanity gl*tches
password is ” autobots “
Megatron’s ‘I’m not taking you seriously’ face.
And now Megatron’s ‘Maybe I should have taken her seriously’ face.
femmecee
"You come around here often? Cause you know, us not knowing each other, really needs to change. Names Sideswipe sweetspark.”
/ ♟ \ — Did he just- Oh Primus, he did. Resisting the urge to laugh, cry and/or slap him in the face she stood in front of his (way larger) frame with an amused expression across her face. "Names Arcee, soldier. And in fact I do come here often but apparently you don't." Reaching out, she tapped her finger against his Autobot logo.
/; I looked over at 'recommended blogs' and my other blog was there NICE B)
It's your fault. You could have saved them, but you didn't.
Emotionally tear my muse apart.
/ ♟ \ — The phrase hit her harder than a fusion cannon shot straight to the spark. As the words continued to play themselves over and over again in her mind, they were accompanied by images of Tailgate and Cliffjumper in their last moments. Like some sort of sick, twisted video that kept playing itself and she couldn’t do anything to stop it. Just like how she couldn’t do anything to stop the deaths of her partners. The two she tried failed to save. Tailgate, bound and hung up like he was nothing but a piece of meat; weaponless, defenceless and utterly helpless. Cliffjumper, plagued by Dark Energon that was stabbed into his lifeless corpse, falling from the top of the mine to his second death. ”I tried.” She whimpered to herself.
Some voice, other than her own, took over her train of thought and began to speak to her. ‘Did you? You could have thrashed, tugged and pulled until you ripped off your own servos to get out of the bounds and free Tailgate. You’re not exactly the best shot, so what would it have mattered if you were missing weapons? You could have fought until your death to save your partner; using your arms, legs, dentae - anything to tear into that retched femme. And we all know you’ve had plenty of chances to scrap her since then but as always, you hesitate. The same goes for when you found out it was Starscream that took the life out of Cliff’s spark, you could have killed him, but you listened to Bumblebee and let him go free. You could have saved him.’ b u t y o u d i d n ’ t.
“Shut the HELL up!”The mental strain of all of this mental torture began to take its toll on her body and she collapsed to her knees. Her nightmare continuing to play out inside of her damaged mind. ‘And now he’s gone. What about Cliffjumper, hm? You’d think that after Tailgate’s death you would have learned to never leave your partner alone when the ‘Cons are around. But oh no, you just left him to go off and fight on his own. Outnumbered and out gunned. Knowing you’re the cause of two deaths must be a terrible weight on your shoulder pads.’ Slapping her servos over her head, applying pressure in an attempt to stop it, she let out a blood-curdling screamed before completely falling onto her front and laying in the dirt floor. Tailgate’s optics going wide before going black, Cliffjumper’s zombified face as he began his decent to the well of all sparks once again. It was too much. It’s your fault you could have saved them
”But I Didn’t.”
Emotionally tear my muse apart.
do ѕнe ɢo тнe вooтy
/ ♟ \ "Oh hell yeah I do.."
/; I'm laughing bc look at this 'cee icon I got
it's so beautiful. look at that perfect butt.
My art.
Part 1
ONE AWAY FROM TWO HUNDRED
» ”Not everyday we pick up a straggler with no recollection of getting here. You’re on the Lost Light, captained by Rodimus Prime, by the way. I’m Rewind, the ship’s archivist, but videographer also works you?”
/ ♟ \ "I don't normally appear on ships with parts of my memory missing, it's not a hobby of mine - and I don't plan on doing this again - so don't you worry. Nevertheless, Rewind, it's nice to meet you. I'm Arcee, a humble scout. At least I still remember who I am, that's gotta count for something-" Wait, hold on. "Did you say, Prime? And are you filming this?"
Sentence Starters: Michael and Gavin - Play Pals
"Hold the button!" "I’m holding the button!" "I’m working on it." "Shoot them with what??" "No, it will eviscerate it." "You ruined it, didn’t you?" "I almost got done in!" "I’m sorry about the floor." "I don’t know but I don’t like that you’re trying." "You say go, then wait one second, then go." "Record time my ass." "Oh shit; it’s begun." "There’s big churny things and lasers!" "You’re going to space aren’t you?" "You’ve gotta stop fucking doing that." "When it runs out you fucking fall." "Did you laser me?!" "I’m an expert laser dodger." "I’ll be lasering backwards, you be looking forwards, and then we’ll swivel back to back like Bad Boys" "You don’t know how annoyed I was about to be." "But did it look cool?" "You said ‘go’!" "How am I going to get up there?" "That was so smooth." "Just like real life; you’d be lost without me." "It’s bad enough I’ve gotta take care of you." "Alright, let’s be serious for a moment." "Go back where?? There’s nothing back there!" "Stop punting the kids into danger!" "Holy shit; you didn’t die?? That was incredible!" "Fuck you kid." "They’re definitely not whales." "You’re going to send me to the damn moon." "That was almost perfect before you got brutally murdered." "We get a F for ‘Fucking Idiots’." "You can throw your junk on it; you can do anything." "Just run around like an asshole." "In ten minutes the kid just takes a fucking nap, right?" "Dude, we got like, confetti and shit." "You almost kicked me right in the dick." "I’m getting dizzy…" "I feel like I’m auditioning for gymnastics." "No, I don’t even understand what those words mean." "Dude, you almost went through the glass!" "Holy shit, I’m gonna drop dead…" "You look like such a scumbag." "It’s too early for this." "Having played Slender and the pig machine one, I don’t think I’ll be scared by this." "We were filming all of that!" "He ate the gun post-mortem." "Why’s it gotta be in the fucking basement?" "Hide in the locker!" "They smoked us!" "You bloody killed me again!" "That guy had, like, four brains!" "I’ll go backwards because I’m cool." "I want to look me in the eye when I kill me." "The water looks great. Nothing else does." "I’m not doing great, it’s gone all black and white…" "You just stabbed my face; of course I went far away." "I’ve got to remember how to stand up…" "You got blood on the umbrella!" "I’m a fucking sailor." "Everything’s getting grey…" "There’s a fucking microwave in a bathtub??" "Someone here has committed murder!" "Oh, you really broke your legs, like, for real?" "Isn’t that the other name for America?" "The gun was a mistake." "Kidzone was tough." "We’re gonna get got by mechanical monster and put into another mechanical monster??" "I’m really worried about the duck to be honest…" "Don’t you fucking move." "Shall we just scream and try and fend them off?" "Well that was a bloody interesting decision." "I can being doing stuff in the corner while you murder the guy." "You fingered me so hard my watch came off." "Don’t move; this is for your own good." "We should each take a syringe and have a drug fight." "Now I can see why you hate Thursdays." "Would you still like me if I had different gravity to you?" "I don’t think we were meant to do that…" "You have no idea how close that was." "You can never let me down. Because I know you’re a failure so I expect that." "It’s risky but I do it." "Do I ever feel like my memory’s been wiped? No I’ve never had that problem." "Suck my teat." "Tug of war. GO." "Quit pissing on me!" "I was gonna give you road head while we were going. I mean, I wasn’t but this chick was." "I’m gonna need a bath after this…" "Christ, are we married??" "This is like bondage now." "I had no choice; I just pressed start!" "And we’ll never know what was down the dark passage." "We got bread, nuts and dirt." "Fuck your bread." "You’re great until you fuck one thing up, and then it’s just, like, nine fuck-ups in a row." "Red and blue makes purple??" "We’re so smart." "I have confidence in them, I’m saying I don’t have any confidence in us." "You didn’t catch me!" "You’re right; I lied." "Purple is more fun." "I’ve always liked you quite a lot. Mostly." "Hey asshole, what are you doing over there?" "Wow, good catch; I didn’t even give you any warning." "Why a woman, why not a man?" "Men don’t have babies. Like, they don’t give birth." "You know a woman like, lifts a car because her baby’s trapped under it? It was like that." "You’re going to have to jump at some point." "Also, are you gonna come back for me or…?" "You might be in a bit of a bugger’s muddle here…" "You gotta let me know! You just do things!" "So what I’ve learnt is relying on you is fucking worthless." "Is it over? Did we win?" "OK, I actually feel bad about that one…" "I hear gunshots!" "You can’t run." "How are you not dead??" "You literally just ran away."
» ”Any particular reason why you’re on the ship’s roof, mystery Autobot?”
/ ♟ \ — "Now that, is something I would like to know the answer to myself. I remember nothing beyond waking up on top of this ship. Sorry, you are?"
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/; my legs hurt. so much. Yesterday, I fell into a stack of beer at work tripping over my shoe lace and today I fell over ??? i don't even know and fell into the fridge with milk in and my legs juST.
Why do you betray me, legs.