my iced latte is too cold.

[carolinemakesameme]

Using the new GIF function, search your faceclaim and post the first gif that shows up

[femmefatalc-blog]

Originally posted by dailytobin

[bcingnicesucks-a]

          ❛ Real cocky about a team of people who can’t even be considered the smallest of threats. Aw, as sad as that is, I still can’t help from laughing— because when me && my boys kick the New Directions to the curb I’ll get to see that classic look of defeat on all of your faces. Like babies that got candy taken from them. Especially you, Bitchney Spears. Because someone clearly has a little more confidence in their step than all the other Glee club losers—— ❜

          Words take a pause, narrowing his eyes which hold a mischievous glimmer in them, crossing arms over his chest before raising his shoulders.

          ❛ && by the way—– you’re wrong. I happen to have a really nice ass. Don’t let it distract you on my way out. ❜

[femmefatalc-blog]

                                         she eyes him before moving her head as if to actually check out his ass, a scoff puffing off soft lips. ❛  i’m a little  CONCERNED  about the fact that one cheek is significantly bigger than the other. kind of like your man boobs, but that’s a discussion for another day.   ❜ 

                               she didn’t concede to terrorists in the halls of her school. 

                                                                ❛  LISTEN UP. they may be glee club losers, but they’re MY losers.  && if i know anything better than the lord’s love for me & my superior gene pool, it’s that we’ll gladly shove the FIRST PLACE TROPHY so far up your mishapen back-side that you might actually pass as a flag pole to hang outside of  GAYS-R-US. however, if you’d like to continue talking about your inevitable defeat, allow me to offer you my STUDY HALL hour to list the reasons why you’ll face plant on stage because of the fact you obviously stuff your shoes to make yourself look more impressive. though, making trash look impressive is really difficult & i must at least SLIGHTLY congratulate you on at least appearing less like dirty diapers& more like... well, spoiled eggs.  but i just assume today is a good day. ❜  

[bcingnicesucks-a]

          Already, Sebastian had a high appreciation for her ability to scratch back. ( Quite coincidental that her name was Kitty ) Anyone who knew how to dish back the dirt deserved some credit, but he obviously wouldn’t let her know that she had; though you may be able to tell by the devious way he grins at her comebacks. He would just keep his smirk in place, his blazer straightened out, && his horrid attitude present. Jaw locks itself as he slips his hands into his pockets, furrowing his eyebrows with a mismatched smile upon his lips to go with it.

          ❛ Ouch, that one was harsh. Though anything coming from a fun sized            ball of nauseating bitch syndrome can’t sting too badly… But I’m truly            flattered that you know who I am. I’m just here taking a nice stroll through            the repulsive hallways of McKinley. What a joy that the first gremlin I ran            into was you. How’s the New Directions holding up? ❜

[femmefatalc-blog]

                                                       ❛       at least you can recognize FUN when it’s staring you in the eye.    ❜    she shifts her weight onto one leg, popping her hip to the side, scoffing softly at his attempt to ruffle her. she hums softly & rolls warm hues, a smile playing on her plump lips.        ❛       a nice stroll?  in those loafers? there’s a  ninety-five  percent chance there’s gum on your shoes now.   ❜   she reaches up & flicks a stray hair from his forehead with a smirk.    ❛    the glee club is going to kick your droopy ass. that’s all you need to know.    ❜

[mexicanheaux]

“youre obsessed with yourself” and youre not??? sad. tragic.

[femmefatalc-blog]

                  she’s been here five minutes && she’s already bored.                                   like this for a starter from the bae.

[thecommonchick]

Dating me is like

[bcingnicesucks-a]

           ❛ Or maybe Blaine was sobbing because he had to listen to you             speak. I’ve only been here for about a total of one minute && wow,            I already want to cut off your ponytail. I mean thankfully I don’t go            to this run down pride parade of a public school, I can only imagine            how Blaine feels when he has to listen to you every day. Yikes. But            then again, that’s just how I feel about it. The name’s Sebastian,            Sebastian Smythe. I’m sure Blaine talks about me a lot. ❜

[femmefatalc-blog]

                                  ❛      bless you---   ❜ 

                       the words are offered as soon as he speaks his name, as if his name was nothing more than a SNEEZE.       she arches a brow & scoffs softly under her breath. ❛  you’re the pony boy that tried to blind blaine, aren’t you? i know the LAST glee club wouldn’t get revenge on you, but threaten my  high pony  again & i WILL make you into the pretty little girl your mother wishes she’d given birth to over your chipmunk bloated face.  ❜  she crosses her arms over her chest & cocks her head to the side. a few steps has her in front of him, though certainly LOWER. ( it was harder to be intimidating when she was so SHORT, && yet, kitty had it down to an ART. ) 

                                                                ❛  what are you doing here, smythe?   ❜

[femmefatalc-blog]

♔░░░ ❝ @ambiitiiously

                     ❛  stop talking.     seriously, my head is going to IMPLODE                          if you don’t shut your trap. i could literally NOT care less.  ❜

[minacixus-blog]

       ╳   ❛ @femmefatalc

        “aren’t you the quinn fabray mini-me who tried to pull off a RAPTURE in lima?”

[femmefatalc-blog]

                                                  ❛  good to know people REMEMBER my legacy.   didn’t YOU throw a hissy fit when your girl brittney started  sucking face  with the boy band outcast?  ❜

[femmefatalc-blog]

                     ❛   do  you  make  a  habit  of  DROOLING                      when you  stare  or are you just having a stroke?   ❜

                                         ( @devcided )

[femmefatalc-blog]

                  she’s been here five minutes && she’s already bored.                                   like this for a starter from the bae.

[ambiitiiously-archive-blog-deac]

"Are we gonna have a problem?"

          “ I don’t KNOW. But touch one of my campaign posters again and I’ll make sure of it, B A R B I E.”

[femmefatalc-blog]

                       ❛     okay, WOW.    i smelled your hair gel from down                            the hall.   && i thought it was just the gay boy wonder that                            sobs in the glee classroom after lunch that smelled FAKE.                             guess all of the WARBLERS share that in common. do                            you   ALSO  sob when you see a  H I P P O   on  a  nature                                 documentary && somehow think of your ex?    ❜ 

⊰ @bcingnicesucks ⊱  

[letsbrayarchive]

          ❛ you’re cute. but i’ve been to breadstix enough                 times to know that the wait staff already make                 each other uncomfortable. if you really wanted                 to have some fun, i suggest rinky dinks. all we                 have to do is offer a flirty little smile and a wink,                 and every boy will be face first on polished                 hardwood before they can regret spitting out                 a tired pickup line. ❜

[femmefatalc-blog]

                        ❛        the does sound like fun.  don’t worry ----                             if they hit on you, i can SCRATCH THEIR EYES OUT.  kitty                             has CLAWS.   ❜   she laughs a bit & shakes her head at                              the TIRED joke.       ❛  i don’t care WHERE we go, i just                                  want to hear all about your YALE adventures.   ❜     

[femmefatalc-blog]

                  ❛  we should totally go to breadstix.                                     we can pretend to be together & make the                                                       waiters UNCOMFORTABLE.   ❜ 

                                                  ⊰   @letsbray   ⊱

[bakhdccc]

[femmefatalc-blog]

                  she’s been here five minutes && she’s already bored.                                   like this for a starter from the bae.