[olderbootbutch]

be a little possessive of me, i like it. be a little jealous. tell me how that feels. tell me what that makes you want to do.

[halondrus]

[youngmikosbabymama]

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

[bigmeatpete69420]

This princess forgot about super glue

[larval-tear]

sorry i am a dumb bitch

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[notforeveryonesk6666-deactivate]

A cozy comfy heavy cuddle session right now

[kosmogrl]

the sun is starting to set at 7pm now

[whiteshakira]

dude

[disgustinggf]

can i come over and lick your himalayan salt lamp

[bakedbakermom]

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

[thefloatingstone]

tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

[insatiabletransboy]

[cosmicvngel]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[lovelessfemme-deactivated202601]

somebody fuck me so hard i know without a doubt im desired. somebody force me to keep eye contact while they praise me til they know for sure i believe it. somebody hold me and kiss me as i come down.. fall asleep with me in your arms.. smile at me when you wake so i know it was more than just my body that led you here..

[thememedaddy]