Creations and Crafts of my craft @fennecden - Tumblr Blog

girlslovegamestoo

Women of Steel

cravencur

deep, heavy breathing

nudiemuse

Give me armour and let me kill some shit.

arabelle-sc

Warlord: So what do you look for in a woman.

Nobushi: Muscles.. horned helmet. A spear..

Warlord: So you mean Valkyrie?

Nobushi: N-no..

jareththeglitterking

unfortunately-awake

jillsteinfuneralcity

did u kno that if you put a bell collar on an outdoor cat they will learn to hunt around the bell’s sound and then when you take the bell off they will be 1000x better at hunting

totally-not-toby

thnrthrtjhrthds

fennecden

My gf on a bad day, don’t mess

hustleinatrap

dialgaarchive-deactivated201812

LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG

beans345-deactivated20211127

Be seeing double before the beating even starts

glowysweetfab

😂😂😂😂😂

whatarainyday

you know he would

authumor

badgerofshambles

a singular scuit. just one.

threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

brunhiddensmusings

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

cameoamalthea

Why is this called a biscuit:

brunhiddensmusings

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

correspondingnerd

I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

winterlong

Ah I always wondered why Americans call them cookies and British English speakers call them biscuits!

gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111

Bottoms when a top pops up on “who’s near by” section of grindr for the first time in weeks

jamie-nizer

Omfg

oldfilmsflicker

ladykate63

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.