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Coupla mugs. I would appear I've started a new strain of merch collections. I endeavour to create a #tea #set of these. @falloutboy could you make a teapot so I can buy it? That would be THE HENCHEST tea set that ever set tea. Thanks. #falloutboy #fall #out#boy #mug #London #whatagoodfuckingconcert #mybackhurts #hashtag

#boy #set #falloutboy #tea #hashtag #whatagoodfuckingconcert #mug #london #fall #mybackhurts #out

wtffanfiction

Fandom: Ace Attorney

“‘Wriiiight throw up on me,’ smelled Edgeworth in a not happy but delicious manner. He was growing horns in his crotch thousands of elephants but did not stop him fucking Wright. The prostitutor’s hands were slimy as it rubbed Wright’s massive rooster in the shape of sunflower. ’OOOHobjection Edgeworth! You can’t fit yourself in me,’ Phoenix blew a kiss inside Edgeworth’s anal fluids, ‘I must take control. I must…fuck you to prevent pregnancy. Maya is not happy with the building. It needs cleaning in urinal areas.’”

sanjanasart

Layering technique for vibrant greens, using Dr Ph. Martin’s Hydrus liquid watercolours. 3 colours used - Turquoise Blue, Hansa Yellow Medium and Blue Aqua :)

stoicdaydreamer

I nearly cried watching this

sensuwal-deactivated20231206

fucksflower

What did I just watch?

jayummz

this is actually really distressing

scuppet

?????????????

The #garden flooded so I went for a walk in the #rain to laugh at it and take hipster pictures in my cute oversized #wellies #areyoutryingtocatchanothercold

#wellies #garden #rain #areyoutryingtocatchanothercold

charlesoberonn

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The X-Files theme is so serene and calm in major key.

perfect-but-flawed

It could be a video game soundtrack

charlesoberonn

It sounds like the starting village music.

cosmo-ren

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fenwickthegrape

Somehow I find this a lot more distressing... There's too much chill.

the-bored-cat

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Because who doesn't love a little juke box action? (it's actually a #piggybank) #jukebox #vintage #whysoistillhavethis #whydidntthisposttgefirsttime #stoptagging #hashtag

#whysoistillhavethis #whydidntthisposttgefirsttime #piggybank #vintage #hashtag #stoptagging #jukebox