the unicorn lived in a lilac wood

@feral-candybug

The Feral King Cybrid//Prima Donna//on permanent vacation in a film noir

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I still love you, Rabbit. I miss you. You've grown into a beautiful young woman. I'm so proud of you. Brother wanted us to be buried together. Leave a spot next to him for me. Love, S

Dear S,

Thank you for the message. I am proud of myself too. He is not buried so I will be unable to comply with those wishes. I will also need documentation proving who you are. Please call in order to set up an appointment.

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feral-candybug:

It was my directive to molt into a queen if Feral became incapacitated. I do still like flowers though.

i probably can’t go see him, huh?

I’m sorry Friend Situ! I would allow it except that it is strictly not allowed. Only certain authorized direct offspring of his are allowed to know his location. If you put in a ticket we can see if we can correct this issue for you.

#shadowbirdsitu

I am making the jpg public for any and all to enjoy. Please download, print out, and color if you wish.

#((art belongs to kayla))

Thank you, @creeper-pasta your majesty.

Sorry.

I accept your apology.

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i remember when u were a sweet baby bug who got excited over flowers

It was my directive to molt into a queen if Feral became incapacitated. I do still like flowers though.

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i’m so glad my bouncing baby not-quite-adopted daughter aka my best friend’s kid has grown up into a cold unfeeling tactless queen without a modicum of understanding of how to tell someone ‘hey u know my dad who u loved who was one of the few ppl u had complete n utter trust in? yeah he’s basically dead now’

#do i want a fuckin death selfie. i cannot believe.

I apologize! I didn’t realize you thought it was a picture of his dormant husk. No no, Situ, you misunderstood! I will send an achieved photo of him showing the emotion “happy”, just for you.

#shadowbirdsitu

creeper-pasta:

REBOOT.

LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE IS NOT OUR ENEMY_

#SHE IS AN INSECT. YOU ARE A SPRITE. SOME THINGS SIMPLY DO NOT TRANSLATE THROUGH WORDS

I hate rabbits.

#I wanna show her what wolves do to rabbits

I am Rabbit in name only! I keep it as a codename in honor of my father who chose to call me that. I know what a rabbit is, I can use Google!

You do not intimidate me. I may be called Rabbit but I am no prey to you.

#turbotime2crew

feral-candybug:

I am not trying to be an “asshole”. I am trying to console Situ! You are the one that is not helping.

What is the appropriate thing to do? I will NOT send a box of homemade treats as an apology, I have nothing to apologize for and also I’ve eaten everything.

You show a little fuckdamn sympathy you bitch! It’s not that hard!!

!!!!!

How much more sympathy can I give? I was very generous coming onto his account and informing his friends of his status and offering our best wishes. I have done everything I can to preserve his memory and efforts.

We didn’t even eat his body! I kept it safe.

#turbotime2crew #(( tbh??? I'm laughing))

feral-candybug:

I mean, technically I’m larger than I was and I am “in charge” of this hive.

I didn’t think I was being cryptic. I am giving out exactly as much information as I can to ensure those who aren’t able to understand, understand. Yes?

OK, fine, maybe not cryptic but you’re sure being an asshole. What the fuck you talking to Situ like that for, anyway?? You don’t fucking ask somebody if they want a goddamn .jpg of their dead friend’s face!

I am not trying to be an “asshole”. I am trying to console Situ! You are the one that is not helping.

What is the appropriate thing to do? I will NOT send a box of homemade treats as an apology, I have nothing to apologize for and also I’ve eaten everything.

#turbotime2crew

feral-candybug:

I’m his firstborn daughter, “Turbotime 2 Racer Turbo“. Also his succeeding hive queen. I understand your confusion and your own loyalties but please show respect!

Nnnnno? Going with “no”.

So, what. Feral’s dead and here you are large and in charge and being cryptic for no good damn reason?

I mean, technically I’m larger than I was and I am “in charge” of this hive.

I didn’t think I was being cryptic. I am giving out exactly as much information as I can to ensure those who aren’t able to understand, understand. Yes?

#turbotime2crew

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feral-candybug:

Why would I need to murder my father when nature, even virtual nature, takes it course eventually?

I’m terribly sorry “Best Friend Situ”. I’ll send a jpg memorial to appease mourning customs.

you’re gonna send me a fucking jpg are you fucking kidding me

I’m sorry, that was terribly rude of me.

What file format works best for you?

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feral-candybug:

I’m called “Rabbit”! Please revert to a less hostile use of language.

I’m sure your Hive King could tell you more about me.

Yeah no I’m not gonna do that. “Rabbit”.

Yeah you’re apparently some fucking niece or whatever I don’t remember hearing about. Probably because HM and I weren’t exactly on great terms when Feral was around. Not that I remember much, anyway. Maybe I do know you but just forgot.

I’m his firstborn daughter, “Turbotime 2 Racer Turbo“. Also his succeeding hive queen. I understand your confusion and your own loyalties but please show respect!

#turbotime2crew

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feral-candybug:

As a virus strain we take precautions to ensure we don’t die. So no, he’s still very much alive!

But if your asking if he’s responsive and moving. No. Please rest assured I’ve hid his body where no one will find it.

now it just sounds like u murdered him

Why would I need to murder my father when nature, even virtual nature, takes it course eventually?

I’m terribly sorry “Best Friend Situ”. I’ll send a jpg memorial to appease mourning customs.

#shadowbirdsitu

creeper-pasta

HELLO, RABBIT_

Hello, Your Majesty! Feral send his best wishes to your conquests. May your wires run red and there be plenty of bytes to consume.

YES, yes MORE THAN JUST BYTES, NOW .̯͓.̯̠̟͙̞̠ͅ.̯͓.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞̠ͅ.̯͓.̯̠̟͙̞̠ͅ TELL ME, HAS DEAR BRO҉̳̣̞T̢̻͓H͓̱̦ER FERAL… FINALLY GONE AND LOST HIS CONSCIOUS MIND ? ALL OF US KNEW THE. BURDEN, OF THE POSITION, GOING IN. TO BE A LEADER OF A HIVE, A WHOLE IS TO LOSE PARTS OF YOURSELF. .͟͏҉̦͇͕̱͕͙̗ .͟͏҉̦͇͕̱͕͙̗ .͟͏҉̦͇͕̱͕͙̗ .͟͏҉̦͇͕̱͕͙̗ .͟͏҉̦͇͕̱͕͙̗.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ.̯̠̟͙̞ͅ HE KNEW IT. SALMON KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. Accepted it_ Embraced it SO. Has he gone and lost himself …?

Mm. I would say yes, I guess he has. I did manage to save some memories and processes to a file, so it’s not lost.

But we all knew it would happen eventually.

@feral-candybug

Whomst the fuck are you and what the fuck do you mean Feral’s dead??

I’m called “Rabbit”! Please revert to a less hostile use of language.

I’m sure your Hive King could tell you more about me.

#turbotime2crew

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feral-candybug:

Please calm down, friend Situ. Feral extends very special greetings to you and Darrius, by the way.

I’m not allowed to explain fully but. Feral is in quite a deep, extended sleep. Perhaps permanently. After all, we might be data but we do deteriorate over time. And Feral did start out with some. Mm, disadvantages.

so u r basically telling me my best friend fer is fucking dead is that it

he’s just in a deep sleep sweaty :) gone off to the great hive in the sky

As a virus strain we take precautions to ensure we don’t die. So no, he’s still very much alive!

But if your asking if he’s responsive and moving. No. Please rest assured I’ve hid his body where no one will find it.

#shadowbirdsitu

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