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don't be a dick, yo. just a feral goblin child who thinks we should ask just be nice they/them

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[catchyvideos]

OP barstoolsports on TikTok

[feralgoblinchild]

Discovering Alessia and dj Khalid's since hotline song as I was pulling onto the road to the parking lot at work is not what I expected, and I'm gonna need a minute once I get in my department to collect myself. Not how I expected my day to start. I managed to not straight up cry while driving though, so there's that

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[imjunebitch]

people in the emo scene who are like heavy body shamers are so stupid. what do you mean "nobody wants to see a fat ass in fishnets." everyone wants to see that. I want to see that. what are you talking about. you're stupid

[importantcatpics]

[teathattast]

[scout90-again]

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[randumbkatt]

terrifying jmage

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[sexycraisinthanos]

[lannisterbaggins]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

[toystory-hentai]

:V :| :V :| :V :P

[numboone]

🥹🍏🍇

[theoneautisticthespian]

@banana-can-do-art

[banana-can-do-art]

SMOL BABIES

[himynameisemail]

[coughloop]

Sorry man I didn't know

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[phantomrose96]

*making small talk on a date* yeah tumblr has been really into the word ontological recently

[phantomrose96]

*continuing the topic despite all social cues* it’s usually as a denomination of “evil”, but there are other things that are ontological

[phantomrose96]

*remembering it’s polite to ask the date questions about themself* do you have any favorite things that are ontological?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.