I've never had Borscht

[megatron]

When your uncle mints coins with your face on them

[madderhatter]

[acekoral]

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

[dreg-heap]

"Great man theory of history" deniers when you point out the 5% increase in horse euthanasia in the state of Pennsylvania coincides exactly with Taylor Swift's 13th birthday

[apoliteia-deactivated20211209]

You are not like the unabomber. I don't think you've ever bombed anything. In fact, you're on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.

[transmechanicus]

[three-crows-in-a-suit-of-armor]

tfw you have to read the entirety of The Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green for AP Literature & Composition and school starts the day after tomorrow

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

don't worry i can summarize it for you: Humans are worth the trouble.

[catasters]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[rnismatch]

til the room goes away

[shocklabrynth]

this earth concept of being "hung over"... how strange.... on our planet we only drink nourishing elderberry elixirs... tell us more of this "rum and coke" you speak of, human...

[violentrevolution-deactivated20]

yeah ok

[hjartasalt]

Wait I need to be able to reblog this

[ryebreadgf]

I love the past. that shit is good or bad depending

[wheel-within-a-wheel]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[charl0ttan]

[catgirl-bar2nder]

miss ya on this site, smoqueen

fuck tumblr staff for nuking you

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

I’m right here idiot

[catgirl-bar2nder]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

i am NOT from fucking FLORIDA

[feralhogrehabilitator]

miss you smoqueen. Toughest gumshoe in chicago, maybe the only cop left not on Scitellii’s payroll.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[charl0ttan]

[catgirl-bar2nder]

miss ya on this site, smoqueen

fuck tumblr staff for nuking you

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

I’m right here idiot

[arnieinthesky]

shoutout to the simpsons character

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[dogpuppy]

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck