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@feralos
oh mother , where have you been ? you look so worn , so thin . you’re a taker , a devil - maker — let me hear you sing . oh father , at the door , you don’t smile anymore . you’re a drifter , a shape - shifter — let me see you run . wayward winds , a voice that sings of forgotten lands . let it fall , child of war , don’t lend a mending hand . when i run through the deep dark forest long before this begun , where the sun would set , the trees were dead , and the rivers were none . and i hope for a trace to lead me back home from this place , but there was no sound . there was only me , and my disgrace .
original character and lore as adored by lahela . dash only .
in conclusion: delphies are assholes and if you want out of the forest you gotta pay up
ways to get a delphie to take you include:
offering them smth cool you have (coins, jewelry, knickknacks and stuff)
just paying them in general tbh
feed them
threatening them works on some of them, but may result in ur death for others
beat them in a race through the trees
the office quotes starters pt 2
these are pulled from the twitter ( @/officeqs )
“ retaliation. tit for tit. “
“ we are all participating in mandatory fun activities. funtivities ! “
“ i have nothing but ideas. the thing is , they all require money. “
“ i just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that’s all i’ve ever wanted. “
“ when you’re with someone, you put up with the stuff that makes you lose respect for them, and that is love. “
“ here’s the dizzle. i have a top secret mission for you. “
“ i’d rather they be alone than with somebody. is that love? “
“ and i knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense , i had no idea what to do. “
“ early worm gets the worm ! “
“ wish i could, but i can’t. well, can, but won’t. should, maybe, but shorn’t. “
“ mo’ money , mo’ problems. “
“ i’m going through a little bit of a rough patch. the whole year , actually. “
“ the way i manage people is i touch their hearts and souls with humor and love and maybe a dash of razzle dazzle “
“ you know what, _____ ? when the son of the deposed king of nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. his father ran the freaking country, okay? “
“ i stopped caring a long time ago. “
“ you took a life here today. the life of the party. “
“ pippity poppity give me the zoppity. “
“ welcome to hotel hell. check in time is now. check out time is never. “
“ oh god , my mind is going a mile an hour. “
“ whenever i’m about to do something , i think , “ would an idiot do that ? “ and if they would , i do not do the thing. “
“ can i just say , that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages , in all the idiot worlds , you stand alone , my friend. “
“ i am bill buttlicker. “
“ it’s a pimple , _____. avril lavigne gets them all the time , and she rocks harder than anyone alive. “
“ mini-cupcakes? as in the mini version of regular cupcakes? which is already a mini version of cake? honestly, where does it end with you people? “
“ i understand nothing. “
scenery study : the blue forest .
do not reblog .
a dense forest , known for it’s blue colored leaves and naturally occurring blood red rivers , that can be found on the planet nubriea . inhabited solely by the delphoid species , the terrain , while appearing docile , is a tricky subject . for the forest is enchanted by the spirit of an ancient tree , whom resides at the center , and traps those who enters the forest within her confines out of sheer loneliness . those who enter the forest tend to never find there way out , as the landscape shifts every night , creating a never ending set of mazes . delphoids — called tree hoppers by local villagers — are the only creatures within the forest who know the ways out , but are not easily persuaded into helping other out .
study of thighs and feeties
Looming.
* 001 : nostraen ↷ play nice !
‘ there there , it wasn’t so bad , was it? ’ kaiera murmurs , tone almost purring as the nostrean carefully dries their love , brushing pale fur with care && thought . bathing with arlenol wasn’t always the easiest thing but , when they’re beloved came home covered in mud , kaiera knew it was inevitable . kissing the delphi’s neck softly , the nostrean sets the towel aside to dry , before fingers gently smooth through arlie’s hair , down his chin , to rest at his hip. ‘there. all done.’
despite the delphie’s stubbornness , and despite himself , in all honestly , he can’t help the smile and happy rumble that works it’s way past his lips at that comforting feeling of being dried and brushed . though the argument born on his lips at the other’s comments dies into a keen , if not a whine , despite how hard he’d tried to suppress the instinctual noise in response to the kiss on his neck and the hands on his hips . can only lean into the affection , falsely protested yet ultimately desired , with a tint to skin as blood flow increases . ❛ hey , no fair . you know --- you know i can’t argue like this . ❜
* 001 : dracvni ↷ what a conversation !
‘ SOMEWHERE IN THE END we’re all insane , to think this light ahead will save us from this grave . ‘
more curious than anything , he’s only half listening to the other as they speak , the other half of his attention being stuck on very intently observing just about everything he can get his eyes on : from hair color to the number of fingers the other has . ❛ mmmmmmmhm . sounds like uh , like someone who has been stuck here for way too long . ❜
* 001 : nostraen ↷ seeking without hiding !
it was a bright day. the sun on this planet shone like none they’d seen before – as if it rose elated to bask the world in its light . though warm , it never seemed to burn. when it set , however , the earth held onto its heat. this , was a place kaiera could get used to. had , to get used to. now that they were alone , there was no other choice.
it’d been a few phoebs since they’d crashed to this world , && with the help of a kind soul , established a home for themselves in mystical , ever shifting forrest. kaiera felt connected to this earth , as if it sought to protect them – like it did all other creatures that called it home.
laying in a hammock they’d build of vines && large leaves , kaiera rested, wondering, where their saviour – && most importantly , friend – arlenol had gone to. they were convinced the other would turn up quite soon.
but , he didn’t. sunny day after sunny day passed , && kaiera had no news from him. not a single whispers or purr. after the third day – they began their search. they continued to search , quintant after quintant, until an entire phoeb had passed. kaiera refused to give up . what little connection they had built with the soil of this world , kept telling them NOT TO GIVE UP. that arlie , though lost , was living , && waiting to be found. // @feralos .
he should have known better , really . but the berry bushes were growing barren and he knew the green star fruits were blossoming a few miles east , and rare treat he had wanted to share with his newly found friend . now , he’d dragged kaiera to every snare and clamp trap he’d found around his cave and warned them , told them to be careful where they stepped . but the area he’d wandered into was unfamiliar , and he made the very same mistake he’d told them not to make .
he’d lain like that for a few days , with barbed wire snares digging into the flesh around his neck and leg , bloodied from his constant yanking and pulling against the metal . sure as hell put up a good fight when the villagers came to check their trap because he’d seen this happen to others of his kind . he knew what would become of him , nothing more than a map to be discarded when he was not needed .
weeks of leading these people around until the pads of his feet were bloodied left him where he was now , with those same snares holding him captive in the dark and dusty shed he’d come to call home . had snarled at a villager --- earned himself some kind of sick time out , like some sort of village child that needed to be disciplined . he laughs at it even now . he’d laughed until his throat hurt .
he hardly even looks up when he hears those creaky wooden doors open , keeps eyes scrunched shut to block out the harsh light assaulting his senses . hell , he only responds when he’s being gently shaken , inclining his head with an eye popped open . followed by a wince toward aggravated wounds , allowing his head to loll back down . he didn’t need to see them to know who was here for him .
get in the fucking bath arlie
“gEt In thE fUckINg bAth ArLiE”
character sheet . repost , do not reblog .
𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !
full name . arlenol phorenov . nickname . arlie , delphie , arlen . gender . male . height . five foot ten . age . seventy three delphoid years , twenty two human years . zodiac . does not have one . spoken languages . delphish , planetary common , universal common . the forest translates as well .
𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 !
hair color . light blue , bordering on a blue offset white . eye color . red pupils , orange sclera . skin . medium blue , covered in a light layer of fur that thickens in the winter seasons . body type . what can be considered a feminine shape , with abnormally large thighs used for jumping and holding onto trees . his legs resemble the legs of a large predatory cat , and he has a tail about a head taller than he is , as well as pointed ears . dominant hand . left . body language . often defensive and hostile to outsiders when first interacting , though he opens up quickly . delphoids are affectionate by nature , so once he trusts you , he becomes very open posture wise and very tactile . scars . none . tattoos . none . most notable features . have you even seen him .
𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 !
theme song . haze by amber run , wolf by first aid kit , atlas : anger by sleeping at last . hobbies to pass the time . collecting random knickknacks , foraging , scaring people who get lost in the forest . mental illnesses . anxiety , specifically toward being alone . physical illnesses . none . phobias . being alone and forgotten . vulnerabilities . prone to sensory overload due to enhanced vision , hearing and smell .
tagged by : @wizinary <3
tagging : you . do it .
i. / i’ve got no roots , but my home was never on the ground . ii. / i’m a midnight talker , a back alley walker . iii. / i feel like i’m the worst , so i always act like i’m the best . iv. / bad bitch , bad bitch , show me you can handle this . v. / fuck a silver lining , cause only gold is hot enough . vi. / assume that nothing needs me , all i’ve done defeats me . vii. / don’t wanna hand you all my troubles , don’t wanna give you all my demons . viii. / if it’s a dream , don’t wake me , don’t wake me . ix. / tell us a story , i know you’re not boring . x. / cause you’re part of a dying breed .
you’re the last of the real ones .
personals do not reblog .
credit .
before the morning sun set , he’d decided it would be wise to help his shipwreck - e forage for berries and learn their way about the forest better . basket it just about halfway full when a clawed hand comes and snatches a vine of purple star shaped berries out of the other’s hand , throwing it far in the other direction before the berries go boom . ❛ never ever touch those ones . they explode when picked . ❜
* 001 : starter call ↷ @nostraen !
* 001 : wizinary ↷ my forest , my rules !
‘ nope , my perfect ass !! ‘ he shrieks , already beginning to cast his spell levitate to hoist him into the air & towards the creature , slender arm outstretched in an attempt to snatch back his treasured hat ( not ONLY did he obtain it with a deal from fantasy costco , but it’s a limited edition !! over his dead body , you cretin !! ) from whatever creature decided it’d be fun to ruin his afternoon even further than it already had been . ‘ i swear to the gods , if you do ANYTHING to that hat , i’ll fucking skin you alive & use your fur for a coat !! ‘
holds the fabric up , gives it a curious sniff ; all the while leaping higher and higher into the treetops . settles upon a branch once he deems himself high enough , and gives the fabric a tentative lick --- watches his own caustic saliva as it eats away at the hat with a frown . and now , with a laugh , the delphie hurls the hat back to the wizard ; aiming right for that seething face with a squeal of delight as he hops to the next tree over , beginning his desired escape . ❛ ew . tastes bad , you can have it ! ❜
‘you little genius fucker, you.’
arms raise , in a bizarre show of excitement only arlie was capable of producing . packed full of razor sharp teeth , pointed to the sky with lips drawn into a bright smile , echoing a yell of celebration into the forest’s edge . only after the echo fades does realization set in . ❛ wait . what did i even do ? ❜
* things said part three ↷ accepting !