pewds plays the wolf among us ep 1, sentence starters.
sources: (x), (x), (x), (x) & (x)
“ i’m really confused, i hope it’s not just me.”
“ this is your last warning.”
“ wanna take a bath in the sink?”
“ maybe i shouldn’t have done that.”
“ that car does not look comfortable.”
“ oh, not more, please, no!”
“ that is not okay! okay?”
“ i’m trying to help you.”
“ isn’t that what ___ said?”
“ i don’t like where this is going.”
“ no, that’s impossible.”
“ don’t make me come over there.”
“ what days are you talking about?”
“ then why were you hiding there?”
“ it doesn’t make sense.”
“ okay, fine, i promise.”
“ i was trying to rhyme there, it didn’t work out.”
“ oh yeah, i forgot i could move.”
“ all right, let’s go upstairs.”
“ oh shit, it IS working. i thought it was NOT working.”
“ did i make the wrong decision again, huh?”
“ i’m staying outta it, you know?”
“ you need to defrost that ice, bro.”
“ well, they’re not gonna refill themselves. jeez…”
“ all right, let’s get our work done.”
“ what are you doing here?”
“ how the hell would you even smoke with those hooves?”
“ i- i, um… had a… knuckle biting contest… and i won.”
“ what’s that all about?”
“ ducks? did someone say ducks?”
“ so, you have to rhyme?”
“ that’s what i don’t know.”
“ what the fuck does that mean?”
“ now i get it. i’m so stupid.”
“ ughhhh… that’s how i talk in the morning.”
“ nice of you to stop by.”
“ what’s with the funky music?”
“ wait, i gotta change my hair.”
“ see, it didn’t matter.”
“ why would i NOT be nice?”
“ i don’t know what i feel about this.”
“ you’re not telling me something.”
“ what’s this blood doing here?”
“ hey, i know a bullfrog when i see a bullshitter.”
“ no. that was bullshit. now i’m the bullshitter.”
“ we’re not leaving until we know for sure.”
“ how about you quit fucking lying you piece of shit?”
“ that’s the third lie, ___!”
“ now, i’m sick of you and your bullshit.”
“ well, why the fuck did you lie?”
“ yes, of course! why didn’t i think of that?”
“ maybe s/he’ll come back as a zombie.”
“ well no shit, sherlock.”
“ well, that was useful.”
“ can we read it, please?”
“ you can tell that just by smelling?”
“ oh, shit, are you okay there? actually, i don’t give a fuck.”
“ which way? which way?!”
“ where the fuck did you go?”
“ and that’s why you were running?”
“ what were you doing in the ___, then?”
“ i hate ___, they’re disgusting.”
“ i don’t understand how you could eat ___.”
“ well, that makes two of us.”
“ what the fuck do you want?”
“ i want that free beer. today.”
“ i have no quarrel with you.”
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