I Don’t Know Why I Bite

He/Him🩸31🩸Bi🩸Owned🩸MDNI

[his-dark-desires]

31 years old, bisexual, my pronouns are He/Him, I don’t drink, I am Owned and I’m not interested. DMs closed except for Mutuals because people don’t know how to behave.

I’m a miniature painter and tabletop player, currently painting minis from Infinity, Mörderin, Star Wars Legion, and Trench Crusade. I have a 40k collection but haven’t touched it in ages🖌️

Lifelong music lover, post-punk, darkwave, doom, metal, atmospheric, synth, I want it all and I want more of it 🎧

Tattoos (7), piercings (6)🖤🖤🖤

Yapper, good luck trying to shut me up🎙️

Fuelled by coffee ☕️

DNI, tags, etc. below the cut

Everyone is hot, including trans people, non-binary people, fat people, people of colour, and everyone else. If you have a problem with that, you guessed it, fuck off

NSFW, Not a Porn Blog just horny. So you will see some kink stuff on here, as well as the assorted nonsense and nerd stuff that I like. Don’t expect structure or consistency to it, that’s a fool’s errand. Just enjoy the ride

DNI: RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, ZIONISTS, MAGA, TERFs, BIGOTS, AGELESS BLOGS & MINORS DO NOT INTERACT YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. That goes double for minors (seriously, fuck off)

Saoirse don Phailistín, ACAB, fuck ICE, Free Congo, fuck AI

Tags/the closest thing to structure you’re going to get:

#divinity - bodies that were made to be worshipped by all the poor sinners of the world. NOT gender specific. NOT a feederism thing, I just enjoy tummies & curves

#gorgeous mutuals - the amazing people I have the pleasure of being mutuals with in this vortex of insanity

#movie night - the movies that make up/need to go in my collection

#me and her - posts that make me think of my babygirl, and that I want to recreate with Her

#💜 - Her

#date night - activities and ideas to make Date Night unforgettable

#take my breath away - posts that really choke me up

#important - reminders and announcements about things we all need to know and put into practice

#monstrous - I renewed my monsterfucker license, lucky you…

#owned - when the Switch gets flipped. Subbier posts, femdom, gfd, collaring, face sitting, etc.

#marked - marking my/her property

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[kaylmao]

i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[rrondo]

[his-dark-desires]

@sirenofsyntax tagged me to post 5 songs I’ve been listening to lately 💜

Obsessed with their newest album, it feels like Evanescence but with a harder edge that matches newer bands and sounds

Mercy Girl finally blessed us with new music and ugh, fuck 🫠

One of my favourite GIAA songs, I listen to it over and over again. The most relaxing and beautiful atmospheric instrumentals you can find, and they’re even Irish 🇮🇪

One of my favourite songs on the whole soundtrack, for the song itself and what it represents. We’ve all had our black dogs…

Another amazing Irish band, already blowing up and they’re only going to get bigger and better

Tagging @queer-sphere , @lovelylittlevvitch , & @feiraeteriskinary if you’d like to share a few tunes from your playlists

[classichorrorblog]

Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger

[lauradonna]

NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE — 1979, dir. Werner Herzog

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[xanaxfarts]

Dark Souls (2011)

[luffysprincess]

Tie him up Tuesday

[eldritchbauble]

If you're not allowed to talk to someone about how their behavior affects you / your wellbeing, that is an abusive person and you are not safe with them.

[icaruspenis]

Photos I sent to my friend as a birthday gift

(he/they) 18+ only

[omtai]

Making coffee at home is so great because sometimes it tastes like gorgeous actual coffee youd get for $12 & other times it tastes like ashtray water and you never know what youre doing different to make it so

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[midnightglances]

I’m not perfect but at least I’ve never sent a mean anon

[acquired-stardust]

Chrono Trigger Super Nintendo Entertainment System 1995

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.