[bad-startrek-aus]

AU where every intergalactic conflict happens on the internet in the form of discourse blogs and callout posts

[startrekdiscourse]

my time to shine 🐸🍵

[startrekdiscourse]

rb if ur an ST discourse blog

i’m trying to figure out how many of us there are ☕️👀

[chiefmilesobrien]

What do Bajorans and Ferengi have in common?

[chiefmilesobrien]

they both love their prophets

[startrekdiscourse]

BAD POST OP 😷😷😷

[trill-discourse]

Oml

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

Good post op

[startrekdiscourse]

@ferengidiscourse leave

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

No

[chiefmilesobrien]

What do Bajorans and Ferengi have in common?

[chiefmilesobrien]

they both love their prophets

[startrekdiscourse]

BAD POST OP 😷😷😷

[trill-discourse]

Oml

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

Good post op

[jemhadardiscourse-blog]

@ferengidiscourse Are you interested in obtaining a large quantity of Ketracel-White to distribute as you wish?

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

Why would you bring me such a proposition? Why would this be profitable? The jem hadar are no longer an important force in the alpha quadrant.

[anti-sjw-sela-blog]

Terrible blogs to be avoided

@vulcandiscourse @sjw-spock @federationdiscourse @human-discourse @anti-sjw-dukat @anti-sjw-dukat @sjw-pel @borgdiscourse

[borgdiscourse]

What have we done to get put on this list? Explain.

[anti-sjw-sela-blog]

You are a danger to everyone in the alpha quadrant.

[borgdiscourse]

In what way are we a danger? We only wish to improve the lives of all worthy species through assimilation.

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

Which is very Problematic™ because no one wants to be assimilated.

[androiddiscourse-blog1]

Some people??? Coercively assimilate other species???? To cope?????

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@dominiondiscourse I’ll sell you some more Legos real cheap feel free to contact me

[dominiondiscourse]

I don’t even know if we are allies still, Quark. 👀👀👀

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

I don't care. Do you want the legos or not.

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@dominiondiscourse I'll sell you some more Legos real cheap feel free to contact me

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@keevan 😏😉

[anti-sjw-brunt-fca]

@keevan 😜

[boraththescientass]

You’re all disgusting. Stay away from Keevan, like he’d want to talk to you after you killed him and puppeteered his corpse.

[kilanadiscourse-blog]

@borathdiscourse is something going on between you and keevan 👀? You seem a little,,, attached,,,

[boraththescientass]

I am simply trying to keep these CREEPS in check! The nerve!

[andoriandiscourse-blog]

Can y'all get a room tho 🙄

[boraththescientass]

Mind your own business!

[keevan]

I take ONE NAP and I come back to this?!

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@keevan ❤️

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@keevan If I had to rate you on a 1-10 scale, I’d rate you a 9 because I’m the 1 you need

[startrekdiscourse]

🙊🙊🙊

[keevan]

I’m calling the space police

[kilanadiscourse-blog]

I’m not helping you. The Ferengi are an important alpha quadrant species and you seemed determined to ruin that alliance,,,

[keevan]

WHAT THE #$%@*& KILANA

[boraththescientass]

Keep your hands off my little Keevan, Ferengi! You’ve done enough to him already!

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@borathdiscourse no.

[boraththescientass]

As terrans are so fond of saying: “fuck off”

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@borathdiscourse I will not.

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@keevan If I had to rate you on a 1-10 scale, I’d rate you a 9 because I’m the 1 you need

[startrekdiscourse]

🙊🙊🙊

[keevan]

I’m calling the space police

[kilanadiscourse-blog]

I’m not helping you. The Ferengi are an important alpha quadrant species and you seemed determined to ruin that alliance,,,

[keevan]

WHAT THE #$%@*& KILANA

[boraththescientass]

Keep your hands off my little Keevan, Ferengi! You’ve done enough to him already!

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@borathdiscourse no.

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@keevan 😏😉

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@keevan If I had to rate you on a 1-10 scale, I'd rate you a 9 because I'm the 1 you need

[startrekdiscourse]

Tbh these fake st discourse blogs make me happy and help me smile when it's been a Bad Day

🐸💋💕

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@keevan so what are you… doing tonight…

[keevan]

*squints* I’m busy Quark what do you want??

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

You seem upset want to.. get some drinks

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@keevan so what are you... doing tonight...