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i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
[[ stareye confirmed to be a brown floppy fish capable of electrocuting people ]]
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[[ The results are in!
Cira - ESFP Sophie - ISTP Vaude - ESTJ Alex - INFJ Marcus -ISTP ]]
[[ Gonna take mbti tests for all of these nerds Like this for a starter for when I get back! ]]
[[ Vaudeville is having a blast with this test what do you mean ]]
[[ Gonna take mbti tests for all of these nerds Like this for a starter for when I get back! ]]
I’M TINY AND ANGRY AND YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN
[[ If anyone wants to know about pokemon teams....
Cira - Amateur trainer, may grow up to be a breeder one day. Affinity for fire types, but loves all pokemon. - Vulpix - Typhlosion - Flygon - Muchlax - Arcanine - Sandslash Vaudeville - Bizarre con-man. Known to steal and pawn almost anything. Occasionally challenges trainers in the woods to battle, but wins only about 45% of the time. - Abra - Mr mime - Porygon z - Honchkrow - Weavile - Persian Sophie - Fairly serious trainer. On her way to the league but likes to take her time and see the sights. Not the most friendly, and hasn’t lost a battle in months. Her reputation spread like wildfire. - Skuntank - Garchomp - Ditto - Arbok - Haunter (shiny) - Crobat Alex - Child of a reputable breeder. Not interested in battles, but has accumulated a strong team nonetheless. Tries to avoid conflict. Known for cooking and entering their Togekiss in contests. - Kabutops - Togekiss - Buizel - Raichu - Swampert - Ampharos Marcus - More threatening than any evil organization, without the backup. A lowlife who lurks around big towns and beats up weaker trainers- with pokemon, and physically. - Dragonair - Gengar (mega) - Ariados - Scizor - Houndoom - Tyranitar ]]
greatest weakness:
any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other
"Christmas is just another day. What's the big deal?" Sophie had her arms crossed and a determined frown on her face. The season was in full swing and, to be honest, she couldn't stand it.
CHRISTMAAAAAAAあああああああ
“You know, kid, now that you say that, I… couldn’t tell you.”
She furrowed her brows, appearing to be in deep thought before merely shrugging and folding her arms behind her head.
“But, I mean, it puts such a good vibe in the air I guess I’ve never really questioned it before.”
“ I’m pretty sure I’ve breathed in enough fake-snow to last me a lifetime, and all they do is play the same seven songs on repeat everywhere. ”
She was, admittedly, a little bit bitter. Sophie never got a ton of gifts. For seven years of her life she was led to believe that Santa never visited her because she was the literal worst person on earth. For nine, she learned ‘Santa’ was really her miserable excuse for a family. Only this past year had she actually come remotely close to the ‘Christmas spirit’. Cira helped a bit. She had gotten everyone matching sweaters.
“ They spend months getting hyped for one alright morning and then go comatose for the rest of the year. ”
C O N G L O M E R A T I O N ᴺᴼ ᶠ ᴿ ᴵ ᶜ ᵀ ᴵ ᴼ ᴺ ; ᴺᴼ ᶠ ᴸ ᴬ ᴹ ᴱ ᴺᴼ ˢ ᵀ ᴿ ᵁ ᴳ ᴳ ᴸ ᴱ ; ᴺᴼ ᴾ ᴿ ᴼ ᴳ ᴿ ᴱ ˢ ˢ ᴴᴼᵂ ᴹᴬᴺᵞ ᵀᴵᴹᴱˢ ᴰᴼ ᵂ ᴱ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᵀᴼ ᵂ ᴵ ᴺ ᵁᴺᵀᴵᴸ ᵞᴼᵁ ᴿᴱᴬᴸᴵᶻᴱ ᵂᴱ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴺᴼᵀ ᴸ ᴼ ˢ ᵀ ᵞ ᴱ ᵀ ˀ
ǀ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ǀ ᴀsᴋ ǀ ʀᴜʟᴇs ǀ sᴜʙᴍɪᴛ ǀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ǀ
Listen, I did Not wear this flannel to be mistaken for a Straight Person,
I don’t like pity. Pity makes you feel small and weak. I’d rather have someone hate me than pity me.
Marco, Book #15: The Escape, pg. 98 (by K.A. Applegate)
CHRISTMAS STARTERS
( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )
❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜ ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜ ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜
[[ I’ve been at starbucks writing about these nerds for two hours now what’s good ]]