the serpent empress

Smith (they/them, he/him, she/her) gender fluid, NOT non binary. actually autistic. care taker of a yellow-bellied calico ball python named Pearl (age 5). been here since 2013. buy me a ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/theserpentempress

[theserpentempress]

tags bc the search function is useless

[productomag]

christian dior spring 2000

[spidergirl-fibula]

thin veil today isnt it

[senatortedcruz]

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

[senatortedcruz]

Exactly!!!!!

[maryfitzroy]

as joyce carol oates once said, “the poorest persons on twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the ‘most wealthy person in the world.’”

[applexxcider]

“I asked chat GPT” yeah we can tell

[pmamtraveller]

Black Cat by Oliver Clegg

[b0chelly]

He’s a polite length. Very humble

[cikero]

I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting

[theserpentempress]

Not me spending this weekend making out with an Abraham and a Ramses so fun to enjoy my favorite movie in real life (The Prince of Egypt)

[theserpentempress]

staring contest GO

👁️🫦👁️

[theserpentempress]

In the story of St. Patrick we're told he banished all snakes from the island, and introduces the clover as a symbol of Christianity. The snakes symbolize the non-Christians who were expelled or killed. The brave ones are the ones who resist the bulldozing of their culture, their land, their beliefs, and their language, the ones who resist quietly, everyday. Tiocfaidh ár lá. And Free Palestine #happystpatricksday

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[rosiesdreams-deactivated2023081]

“A little heartthrob”  The Canadian Goose and Vermilion Flycatcher

[oritoor]

[oritoor]

Pajamind

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling