Hold Me, Babe

Just some lesbian in her 20s that likes to think that she's very funny and musically inclined

[patrik-star]

perfect bands don’t exi-

[you-had-me-at-gay-flat-major]

Are They Gay? Band Guide

[secondclarinet]

flute: probably not,tbh.

piccolo: straight and lets everyone know they Aren’t Gay

clarinet: probably bi. i’ve met a lot of bi clarinet players

saxophone: Obnoxiously Straight™ if they’re a guy, if they’re a girl, 60% chance she’s not straight

bassoon: boringly straight

trumpet: either butch lesbian, closeted gay guy, or completely oblivious to the existence of gays altogether

trombone: lowkey gay but no one is really sure

horn: if they are you already know it

sousaphone/euphonium: GAY

percussion: dudebro homoeroticism or actual gayness? the world may never know

[blossomfall-blog]

if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works

[egberts]

[joshthewonderfuckup]

[jamkiske]

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[dogpuppy]

[incognlto]

how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise

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ask Patrick Star

[nakedmole-rat-deactivated202503]

My naym is trombet

And when condoctr ousside

I get my trommbt

An honk mey slyde

Wodonds don’t lik mey playe

When condroctur amiss

Bt i do anaway

I playe a gliss

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

i can’ t

[practise-room]

my naem is celo

and from viivalde i qwot,

“whn i ned to do celo

i jus giv them an 8 nohte”

sumtime he giv us solo

an we all jump 4 joy

but teh solo iz mad of 8 noht too

an so we h8 that boy

[cryptid-radio-deactivated201910]

my naem is basoon

weisenborne is god

i only play clazicle

bc mie sound is so odd

not 2 soun snobbie

but bande muzic suks

my parts are jus tuba

it maeks me sound leik duckz

[kjthesleepdeprived]

My naem is pinano

I go ping ping ping

I only get payd

To plae whil sumwun sing

It hard tu kep up

Wit a half-wit soloist

But it prob iss much bettr

Than beeng an oboist

[secretstradivarius]

My naym is vylyn

An I go skree-skree

I get the solow

But you al hayt me

I praktys a lot

Sow I'l be furst chayr

And then wyn you’re sharpe

I’ll yel “veolas! you ther!”

[it-s-a-classic]

Mah neym iz floot

I go phffffffff phfffff

An look lik a sewer toobe

I’m always outta tune

So condoctor get mad

But at leest I’m not like them

My lil siblin peeccoloh

[ohno-its-the-oboe]

mai naem is ooboob

I go honk quack squreakch

I alwais git solowe

I alwais playy wrung not in solowe

Reds neber werk

I hafe too reds

becuase im betr then yu

[ivory-peaches]

mai naem is klarmynet

i go sqwak sqek

nu one cin heer me

is nevr mai falt wen i sqek

is mai reds falt

i am blak styk of deth

fite meh

[trigger--harpy]

my neim‘s compose

and wen i haf

the inspyretion

to wrait staff

i brek your hands

i slop tha notes

yu ar my fans

yu haet me loads

[rawkfist]

Why do we imitate ghosts with a vibrato voice like not every dead person was an opera singer

[rejoicing-always-deactivated201]

Everybody knows phantoms love the opera

[the-flute-jesus]

[marching-band-against-humanity]

you would not believe your eyes

if i actually practiced, guys

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

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When your section leader makes a wrong entrance

[itsaviolathing]

When you’re the section leader

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When the whole section comes in wrong

[itsaviolathing]

When the conductor brings you in wrong

[the-flute-jesus]

The tubo is the ex-planet that nobody appreciates enough #maketuboaplanetagain

[saxoparent]

Band director: what is step one

Tuba section leader: crying

Band director: no thats step two

[dirt1]

Here’s my bioshock oc his name is hubert goobert

[fermatas-as-tatas]

me @ myself: stop asking people to buy you random instruments. it's kind of weird and that joke has gotten old.

also me @ everyone I know: guys I'm just really going through a banjo phase right now and I would sell my kidneys for one. also currently recruiting sugar daddies

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

[carelessly-whispers]

hell? the trumpet section?

what’s the difference?

[hothautbois]

but it’s pretty

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