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I'm pretty sure this was me. You can tell by the attitude. #ThrowbackThursday #TBT #Farm #Chicks

You know you're a little in love with your compost when you can't throw this away. You have to take it home and put it to use.

#compost #homesteading #reuse #food #tomato

JoeMo interior w/Coffee Julie

#JoeMo #joulie

Most of my goat portraits look like this.

#goats #blur

Guess which is one of our farm vehicles and can easily hold four bales of hay.

#modernfarming

Non, non, mon chéres. Do not fight over me.

Live action parody of the famous Epic Chicken Fight. Stunt women Jessie Graff and Tree O'Toole fight to the death, crashing through walls, windows, and wreak...

Farm romance: "Let's do wormer tonight."

When the hen in the nest box gives you that look that says, "Do not reach under me," she is not joking.

Big Butter Jesus in Flames ... Outdone

Via @BridgetandJoan: Hyde Park Giant Wet Colin Firth

For reference: Big Butter Jesus in Flames

#tears #soamazing #totesemosh

Plot twist!

Rain for two weeks + slick wooden steps = Farmer's Wife with fractured rib. She's still trying to do chores, so I told her if she couldn't show any self restraint I was pretty sure I could dig up some actual restraints to use on her.

#toomuchrain #becarefuloutthere #pain

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE

The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.

Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.

"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.

Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.

The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.

Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload.

Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day.

Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.

Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart.

So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.

STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS

dragon

techno

comic

japanese cartoon

caper

stunt double

kids’ book

caffeine

army

different town

crying

for kids

montage

bedtime story

hygiene

STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD

Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.

STEP THREE: SHORTS

An Important Rap Song

Where My Hat Is At?

Best Caper Ever

Play Date

The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw

One Two, One Two

Fluffy Puff Commercial

STEP FOUR: TOONS

A Jorb Well Done

Cool Things

Date Nite

DNA Evidence

A Folky Tale

props

Just the claps.

Good jorb!

Matt Chapman, the brother who did most of the voices, went to FSU. At one point I went over there for a party and met him and got him to record the outgoing message on my voicemail. I felt like a god.

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Ima go pour out a 40 of melonade in memory of the H star R.

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This just set off a very nostalgic moment for the farmer here at Ferme Noire. Guess some of the chores are just going to have to wait.

#trogdor #chorescanwait

Unofficial rain gauge approaches the 4 gallon mark for the week. The hens have chosen the New Zealand composter for their ark.

#toomuchdamnrain #soggy #mess

If I ever catch you around here again, they’ll have to pick you up with a sieve.

The farmer feels like unleashing some guns today.

Source: http://om3.tumblr.com/post/3096864843/pew-pew-pew

#pew pew

He doesn't say much, but you know what he's thinking.

They’re floaters. Not much more than a suitcase full of nothing between them and the gutters.

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