[fernathandez]

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

[bamacam]

If I die I’m sorry for your loss

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[oatbee]

me @ everything: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[torracat]

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself

[colourofoctober]

I love when you get to a point in your friendships where you don’t have to talk the whole time when you are hanging out. The silence isn’t awkward and it’s enough just being in their company. 

[batmanglijs-deactivated20201011]

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

[timeaway]

I feel horrible in case you were wondering

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything

[epeelogue]

She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s got resting bitch face

[ummomar-deactivated20161107]

You’ll end up real disappointed if you think people would do for you what you’d do for them

[cartel]

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

[beautifullydopeshit]

Sometimes I wish I didn't get involved with some people, should've just left the shit at hello and kept it moving

[nrmndr]

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

[thyuji-deactivated20161031]

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

[virguin]

i mostly need sleep right after i wake up

[fernathandez]

someone: i really like you!

me: what a Bad Choice but pls dont stop