lemons and stuff

Sad sap named fiona

[bob-belcher]

[foulserpent]

i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[yekkes]

Who is going to tell men that repeating phrases from popular television shows and hating female celebrities isn’t a personality

[nichons--dangereux]

Bazinga

[yekkes]

Highly cursed yet perfect comment

[trap3z3]

[blacberries]

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

[girthakitt-blog]

Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago

[seafoamplant-deactivated2020072]

the 4 contestants of chopped

the ‘im sorry you must be level 4 to unlock my tragic backstory’ guy

‘i’m here to pay for my wedding to my gf who i dedicate this burnt omlette to’ guy

the girl one

‘im italian i come from an italian family and i eat, breathe and shit ravioli’ 

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[entrailboy-deactivated20200811]

[joshpeck]

the sound that I just made

[unfollowfriday]

white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses

[weirdnessisgood]

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[welovekanyewest]

[sesh]

[universal-invariants]

does a tweet ever bring you hope