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[shittymoviedetails]

In The Princess Bride (1987) Westley rightly predicts that everyone will be wearing masks in the future.

[shittycryptids]

A mosquito, but instead of buzzing, she instead keeps you up at night by clapping her dummy thicc ass cheeks.

[wizardofgaysex]

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

[slimgrimace]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[anarqueer]

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

[localtiktoks]

[great-tweets]

AND NOW I WILL TOO

[californiadreamboy]

My soul is cleansed

[pettycentral]

[homoslovenc]

not even God can predict this ending

[femmenietzsche]

Mesmerizing "Time Slice" Photos Show Single Locations at Different Times of Day

Artist Fong Qi Wei continues to create time slice photos of picturesque locations using a fascinating reinterpretation of landscape photography.

cool…

[stumpyjoepete]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Met a dude at the range today training for horseback archery, who can really only be described visually as Hungarian Legolas. Turns out he does laser engraving in town so we’re trying to figure out what parts of our craft businesses intersect. (people who show up to him sometimes need lettering work, sometimes yall ask me for non-paper goods done up fancy in ways i Cannot etc)

Oh also if you’re wondering “how does one train for horseback archery in a range” the answer is

chair 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Aight here we go this is Semih he’s given me permission to post these so long as none of them “look silly” or w/e that means, his instagram is here but he largely does B2B work 

He uses a thumb ring to shoot, and has informed me the quiver is a Hungarian style 

EDIT

the reason the quiver is held over your lap like that is because on horseback, the way you’d normally hang a quiver is really fucking awkward to get arrows out of 

[tredlocity]

been watching wallace and gromit shorts and goddamn that dog puts up with so much shit

[tredlocity]

the funniest thing about wallace and gromit isn’t the slapstick stuff, it’s gromit’s “what fresh hell have you created this time” face every time wallace does literally anything

[retrogamingblog2]

Hyrule Travel Posters made by Stephology

[shiruki]

[master-bison-deactivated2019102]

This feels like the polar opposite to that QUALITY cabbage animation.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Awww yes, it’s skijoring season in Colorado. I hope I get to go watch this year.

[gallusrostromegalus]

How the chicken-fried FUCK did I not know about this before? I am delighted.

[valtsv]

any of us could be chosen to be disney's next first gay character... be careful kings

[medievalmemery]

[anistarrose]

Because he bought it at the same time that Barry bought his, we know that Garfield has owned a body-cloning pod for approximately ten years as of Story and Song. There is no fucking way that our favorite unknowable lasagna cat merchant just quietly held onto that device for a decade before he convinced any customers to barter with their blood; therefore, we can reasonably assume that Garfield has committed numerous necromancy crimes. Yet he still appears in several liveshows, implying that either he has been pardoned for these crimes,  or more likely, Faerun’s three incredibly powerful reapers have been unable to best him in a test of mercantile wits and bring him to justice. In this essay I will -

[its-a-bear-dance]

Garfield is responsible for the town of Tom Bodettes

[anistarrose]

now THIS is a theory I can get behind