我实在没有说过这样一句话

language learner, code carpenter, alternate timeline spinal tap drummer

[stumpyjoepete]

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why is my cat like this

[stumpyjoepete]

he came back and fell asleep

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why is my cat like this

[shabbytigers]

[stumpyjoepete]

This was an actual response to Danielle Rose pointing out that the average person doesn't read poetry, which went over like a lead balloon in the poetry community.

[stumpyjoepete]

What is the difference between a resistive and an inductive load? Well, if my apartment lights flicker when it kicks on, it's inductive.

[stumpyjoepete]

A thunder storm knocked out half of the outlets in my apartment. Not all of them. Half of them. Flipped the breakers, no dice. Super says power company is working on it, lots of people affected.

Literally how is this building wired.

[stumpyjoepete]

THE ALGORITHM: I see you enjoy being mad.

ME: Actually no, I hate that. (Furiously liking all the dunks in the replies)

THE ALGORITHM: Ok here's more infuriating bullshit!

ME: 😡

vs

THE ALGORITHM: I see you enjoy toddlers saying the darndest things.

ME: Yes

THE ALGORITHM: This kid is inconsolable because he found out that butterflies don't have skeletons.

ME: 😭

[stumpyjoepete]

Disappointed to learn that the Shi'ur Qomah literature skips over YHWH's dick measurements.

But going from height... if his balls were in the center of the solar system, it would maybe reach past Jupiter? Or if you go with a different height estimate, maybe three times as far out as the heliopause?

But the recension with the larger estimate gives him a 1:1000 finger to height ratio, which might imply him still having a micropenis that only goes out to Jupiter anyway.

[stumpyjoepete]

We got all kinds of -nesias. Small, black, Indian, happy, and a lot.

[stumpyjoepete]

what's this? gomen?

no need to apologize, this ethiopian food looks great.

well what about this? shiro?

no, i mean the orange one

[stumpyjoepete]

Just learned the word "pluvial", and it's in the context of flooding, where it is always immediately alongside and to be distinguished from "fluvial".

Couldn't they have picked a word that doesn't seem like a typo of the other one?

[nicdevera]

years ago "pluviophile" was hugely popular in dating profiles

[stumpyjoepete]

seeking: piñacoladavore and pluviophile

[stumpyjoepete]

Just learned the word "pluvial", and it's in the context of flooding, where it is always immediately alongside and to be distinguished from "fluvial".

Couldn't they have picked a word that doesn't seem like a typo of the other one?

[stumpyjoepete]

Trying to convince my wife to make this required reading for her students:

If you let AI do your writing, I will come to your house and kill you

Did you think I wouldn’t be able to tell? I can tell.

[stumpyjoepete]

new wurtz dropped

[femmenietzsche]

I wonder if Obama ever thinks to himself Damn practicing talking in front of the mirror sure paid off huh

[stumpyjoepete]

buffing the mirror after getting out of the shower: let me be clear

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