我实在没有说过这样一句话

language learner, code carpenter, alternate timeline spinal tap drummer

[stumpyjoepete]

THE ALGORITHM: I see you enjoy being mad.

ME: Actually no, I hate that. (Furiously liking all the dunks in the replies)

THE ALGORITHM: Ok here's more infuriating bullshit!

ME: 😡

vs

THE ALGORITHM: I see you enjoy toddlers saying the darndest things.

ME: Yes

THE ALGORITHM: This kid is inconsolable because he found out that butterflies don't have skeletons.

ME: 😭

[stumpyjoepete]

Disappointed to learn that the Shi'ur Qomah literature skips over YHWH's dick measurements.

But going from height... if his balls were in the center of the solar system, it would maybe reach past Jupiter? Or if you go with a different height estimate, maybe three times as far out as the heliopause?

But the recension with the larger estimate gives him a 1:1000 finger to height ratio, which might imply him still having a micropenis that only goes out to Jupiter anyway.

[stumpyjoepete]

We got all kinds of -nesias. Small, black, Indian, happy, and a lot.

[stumpyjoepete]

what's this? gomen?

no need to apologize, this ethiopian food looks great.

well what about this? shiro?

no, i mean the orange one

[stumpyjoepete]

Just learned the word "pluvial", and it's in the context of flooding, where it is always immediately alongside and to be distinguished from "fluvial".

Couldn't they have picked a word that doesn't seem like a typo of the other one?

[nicdevera]

years ago "pluviophile" was hugely popular in dating profiles

[stumpyjoepete]

seeking: piñacoladavore and pluviophile

[stumpyjoepete]

Just learned the word "pluvial", and it's in the context of flooding, where it is always immediately alongside and to be distinguished from "fluvial".

Couldn't they have picked a word that doesn't seem like a typo of the other one?

[stumpyjoepete]

Trying to convince my wife to make this required reading for her students:

If you let AI do your writing, I will come to your house and kill you

Did you think I wouldn’t be able to tell? I can tell.

[stumpyjoepete]

new wurtz dropped

[femmenietzsche]

I wonder if Obama ever thinks to himself Damn practicing talking in front of the mirror sure paid off huh

[stumpyjoepete]

buffing the mirror after getting out of the shower: let me be clear

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is there something that it's like to be a worm at all

[stumpyjoepete]

I love Miller's Crossing. Such a masterfully executed noir film. Interesting uh choice for the plot though.

"Gay Jew starts a gang war through his greedy gay treachery" is definitely a premise. Certainly a possible plot that you could in theory choose for I don't know what reason.

[stumpyjoepete]

it is so fucking bizarre that the opening scene of lost highway is just a real thing that happened to david lynch

[stumpyjoepete]

Sometimes you know that two songs are supposed to go next to each other on the album and play through without a cut. And then it's annoying when the music website or software or bad CD player or whatever messes this up and interrupts what's supposed to be a seamless transition.

It seemed obvious to me that Sir Duke and I Wish are like that. They get played together at concerts, and they do come right next to each other on the album.

Just noticed on Wikipedia that on the LP, they were on opposite sides of the record

??? Why ???

[stumpyjoepete]

This continues to baffle me. What the fuck.

[stumpyjoepete]

Facebook delivers:

the earth is so provably flat that youtube has to censor the topic. so im obligated to do my part in spreading it every chance i get. i told the whole jimmy johns store last time i was in there. the truth is like a lion. set it free and it will defend itself.

[stumpyjoepete]

I continue to be amazed that I went to high school with this person.

[stumpyjoepete]

I don’t even know what kind of conspiracy this is:

there is no way the grand canyon was created by the colorado river.