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when did we move in to this new house?

caya’s now of age! favorite best friends can now be best friends recognized by state!

ofrenda for 4 good cats :) lowkey love this tho

air is crisp up here

not madelynn’s ex girlfriend proprosing to adelina in front of the shed that the just woohooed in for the first time after they’ve known each other for about a day... wow good that’s not happening rn

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madeline and her bestie caya sharing a friendship kiss <3 love gals being gals

uhh somehow the only pic of the wedding??? well it was at myshuno gardens and i took ingame photos?

delish

whoa caya seems to have found a rock

adulthood! wow!

adulthood part 2?? wow i really do not take many screenshots

game literally hates me i literally just loaded in and unpaused 

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lost a good cat this morning. although adelina seems more broken up about it then ver...

another birthday? where does time fly?

ver has adopted a single trans father (soon to be!), who was somehow impregnated by liberty lee?? doesn’t matter, she’s out of the picture as ver is discovering

uh another move (this time to the countryside!) seems like cale is changing ver’s social media - celebrity ways - for what seems to be a promise for forever

this man pretending to be surprised despite being in his best clothes

he said yes! cale bagged a 5 star celeb, i’m so proud

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baby madelynn in multiple phases ;) apartments moved upon realizing there was no space for madelynn’s toddler stuff

toddler madelynn aging up :) hair change for everyone 

at this point, akira has moved in, and diego is in the past 

so many new additions! madelynn’s sister, twin kittens as our cats age, unfortunately it can’t all be new additions

we thought he was soulmate but he wasn’t even bae (this was all him, he had a whim that wanted to break up with ver)

breakup hair change :)

another age up :)

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stylish style influencer <3 love

ver kissing a cute boy at the romance festival (while pregnant w akira kibo’s baby :0)

things went well ;)

get yerself a man who can snail middair

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if it says hamburger in the name then you can eat it for dinner, right?

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met a little sim...

she thinks we’re friendly! *swoon*

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mrs. mayor?

!!!

how kind!

51 simoleans? uhhh.... no, ma’am. we won’t be selling this asap, it’s much appreciated.

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raz is a little entrepreneur

what a quaint little cottage!

what a quiet and serene morning

is that mary greenburg?

gaining on our wall of fame

senior hour discount?

service sims hard at work!

wow, i wish some drama would happen. it’s just a little too quiet.

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perhaps we’ve overestimated how much our table can physically hold

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decisions, decisions...

looks like raz has made. a choice they’re happy with.

or perhaps...

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whipping up a batch of oatmeal cookies for breakfast. if it says oatmeal, then it’s good to eat for breakfast, right?

sneak peek:

mmm

the face of satisfaction

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just a little midnight baking to dig ourselves out of debt.

are the lights off so everyone knows it’s midnight? sure, not because i forgot to put a light in and am now too broke to put one in. who’d do that?

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ah... another day at the restaurant spent collecting celebrities autographs to hang on the wall of fame...

uh.... hold on... *transfers the twenty two simoleans to our name to the restaurant*

ah... another non-stressful day at the restaurant...

*raz fangirlling over celebrities that proceed to leave one star reviews* (also, i understand that the term “fangirl” is very gendered, but “fanboy” isn’t very commonplace, however this also brings up the point of gender bias, but i’m sure there’s more meaningful places to talk about this than a mini speech in between a sims 4 story post, but just a little blurb to bring awareness)

...looking snazzy while selling salads as a side business...

...unfortunate accidents...

...snazzy shoe photos with judith ward cameo...

...removing the trash bin after catching judith ward on her way to kick it over because i can’t deal with it anymore...

...selling out of salads...

...and finding out an entire days worth of putting up with stupidity amounted to a grand total of–

–istg

we did make ninety simoleans from salads, but this is outrageous. 

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after cooking up a storm the night before, raz settles into their restaurant full of food and unused tables in chairs in order to...

eat a quick pb & j on their bed *cue facepalm*

yum, yum

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after an awful day of grinding at the restaurant only to find that ten customers (albeit three left supremely unstatisfied), three kicked over trash cans, and half a star later, that all their work was only worth negative five simoleans, raz decided to try another venture, on the same lines of the color challenge guidelines.

provided ea allows, while veg is open tomorrow, raz will be having a salad yard sale at the same time!

making salads to not be broke: a short montage

bloopers include:

five second rule! i didn’t see it if you didn’t 

and

pov you’re a salad

anyways, 

10 salads and 11 servings later (maybe raz got a little hungry... they’re just a simple sim subject to simple whims and aspirations) i, for one, hope this works, because 

i’m not sure we can make it another day if not.

also, could just be me, but does cooking on the dine out large atrocity (you know the one) add time to expiring food?

bc i swear it was just 10 hrs before???

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after the bailey-moon disaster refreshing opportunity to stick it to the rich to prove we don’t actually owe them anything, raz decided it’s probably best to get some training to their chef and their host, hina and koichi.

and maybe one took it better than the other...

whatever. we’ll be remembering this when employee of the month comes around

what a hard day. but, it’ll all pay off when we get the bill back–

net profit -5 simoleans?? oh boy. hopefully there’s more business tomorrow, but until then, this is what we’re working with, isn’t it?