Look, a ferret!

I should be doing work, but I'm probably to busy thinking about shrimp.

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[tallowandport]

Humans are pretty prone to mimicking noises. like even subconsciously. sometimes we even unintentionally pick up entirely different accents. and you literally can't tell me you've never meowed or woofed or chirped back at a cat/dog/bird at least once in your life (unless you are physically/audibly unable to do so).

So Grace 1000% starts picking up and mimicking Eridian noises.

One day, Rocky will be working on something, only to freeze as he hears Grace behind him suddenly exclaim in fluent Eridian "SHIT!"

Turns out Eridian swear words are usually expressed in the same decibel that humans can whistle in.

[crypticraccoon96]

We ain't leaving this in the comments

🐕‍🦺

[ferret-confirmed]

Oh. Ok 👍

[ferret-confirmed]

Only on Tumblr would I find my dash filled posts from a specific account, of which I have only heard of in pasing, via the parading of its corpse across the site.

[indigonite]

That’s a red flag to YOU! To Marcille she’s just charming.

Had this idea ever since I finished reading Dungeon Meshi and finally got around to finishing it.

(on youtube for better quality)

Music - “Red Flags” by Tom Cardy

[natalieironside]

Every month or so there'll be a news article about how a neural network has definitely gained sentience and true intelligence and we definitely need to start having serious debates about whether or not a computer is a person and every single time the meat of the article is basically this:

[ferret-confirmed]

To my shock and horror, the Chinese Room responded to my inputs with chinese.

[amelya-007]

Paper Dolls tadc animation

[amelya-007]

Some saved stuff from the process

[rneliflua]

[ohnoitstbskyen]

What it looks like to me is that these churns of outrage aren't actually about anything that these creators say or do, so much as they are a kind of reflexive action in response to literally any kind of friction. Like an angry infected rash flaring up with pain when it is brushed by a feather.

The show you like is telling a slightly different story than what you want? Friction is the same as pain so it is hurting me, AAAA!!! Your expectation of what was going to happen to that character you liked didn't pan out? Friction! Friction hurts! You're hurting me!!

But where the Disney Corporation can run a fucking angle grinder across the rash and barely provoke an "ow," indie creators (especially if they are not men), can get nearly run off the internet for things like factually answering a direct question or stating that the story they are writing has main characters.

There's a lot of misogyny in that, obviously, and in many awful flavors, but I think there's also mixed in there a very peculiar kind of consumer-brained entitlement. We expect that the big corporations will fuck us over every two seconds, and we expect to be utterly powerless to do anything about it because all they give a shit about is Line Go Up, but indie creators (especially if they are not men) are expected to be the balm to that infected rash. Where everything else in the world is painful and mean and uncomfortable, independent queer creators are expected to produce the comfortable swaddling bandage that dulls the pain and soothes the sensitivity. This is supposed to be our happy place, our safe place. It's supposed to be ours and belong to us and serve us.

And so they moment they produce friction, any friction, literally the tiniest amount of friction imaginable, well that's a failure! You are failing to live up to your purpose, and that's not just a creative failure but a moral and personal and spiritual failure too. It's a sin, in fact, it is a kind of evil. Friction hurts, and that means you are hurting me!

It creates this fucked up upside-down bizarro logic wherein the corpos and the companies can transgress to almost literally any degree, as much as they want, as often as they want, but queer independent creators (and I cannot stress this enough: especially if they are not men) have to walk tightrope on a razor wire and may God help their souls if they ever put a foot wrong. We will shake and shake and shake the towers until they each fall down; I didn't like that step I think you were taking, how dare you believe you deserve to be up there!

[everydaylouie]

🫖 For 2️⃣

[nim-lock]

🦐 go make shrimp everyone

[technofeudalism]

[guooey]

[cindermetalheadgw2]

Propeller hat helmet/glider skin combo

[ferret-confirmed]

I see you vision, but I propose comidicly large lollipop too.

[foone]

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe:

The blue is "breasts detected" and the green is "penis detected" .

yeah I don't think I'm gonna be using this ML nonsense

[foone]

I also tried giving it a GIF of two women fucking doggystyle and it said it was safe. *shrug*

[foone]

no I'm not going to post/link the GIF. this is a SFW family tumblr, except for pictures of Tim Allen's Big (Super)Naturals.

[foone]

Some more bonus images: That one pluot is a penis

And my chin is a nipple

[foone]

did another test on a tumblr photo I saw:

monochrome bondage, with no nipples showing? SFW

[foone]

I started processing every 24th frame of The Santa Clause to detect any NSFW content (with the confidence level turned down to make it over-detect). It's… working?

I mean, I'll give you the tie.

[foone]

So looking through the (partial) results that are in so far, it looks like the only things it can detect with any kind of reliability are TIM ALLEN'S BIG SUPERNATURALS

[foone]

Here's some progress: my first pass at annotating a video instead of an image.

I need to write some code to make it less flickery but this is definitely progress

[foone]

btw according to the stats on huggingface this model has been downloaded 68 million times... in the last month.

this model is being HEAVILY used.

[foone]

I specifically tried to program it to not constantly detect Tim Allen's Big (Super)Naturals and LOOK WHAT IT DOES ANYWAY

[foone]

if I ever do this again I'm gonna pick a movie with fewer children in it. I'm way more comfortable with the model flagging Tim Allen's Big SuperNaturals than I am with it randomly thinking an actual child is a penis

speaking of which, the scene where he lifts his shirt is a triumph of the NSFW-detector

[foone]

what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES

[foone]

I think those are the funniest ones from Disney's The Santa Claus.

Other videos I want to try:

Star Trek: Amok Time. Shatner's Big Naturals make a famous appearance here, so maybe the AI will be similarly male-chest focused?

actual porn. just to see what it does.

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[ferret-confirmed]

'JACX &JII FUH Bah #2' being a room with 3 sinks and 'BEDROOM 4 Full Bsth 43' being right next to it, as a room with only a sink in it, is sending me.

[threedollarsdotcom]

no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around

[ferret-confirmed]

[thatbitchsimone]