scared, potter?

stacy. 26. slytherin. drarry trash. main blog // fic blog

[filthyprotozoan]

people will act like a character being a little bit of a cunt sometimes is a flaw and not a positive trait but they are wrong

[transfemmbeatrice]

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

[lowlycrowley]

I love a (hard-earned) draco & hermione yapper friendship, feat. the pining fools

[amomorii]

Don't let go

[ferret-face]

I wanna start writing fic again ugh

[teenagerposts]

[aproblemlikebrianna-deactivated]

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

[concerningwolves]

Can I just–

[autodiscothings]

Oh it got better

[coastcities-archive]

[iamnmbr3]

As readers we only know what Harry notices/pays attention to, and although we have no idea what color Cho’s eyes are or what Zacharias Smith’s voice sounds like, we know a lot about Draco Malfoy. Consider. We know:

His hair is blond. But not just blond. It’s a particular, white-blond color that gleams in the sunlight. 

And very sleek, but loose enough that it falls around his face if he moves around vigorously enough.

He has grey eyes. Not just grey, but specifically light grey.

Harry also frequently describes them as glittering or sparkling. 

He presumably has a sweet tooth as he gets regular sweets packages from home delivered by his eagle owl.

He has very pale skin which takes on a grayish tinge when he’s sickly.

He tends to narrow his eyes when he’s angry.

He doesn’t blush when he’s embarrassed but he does flush - just enough to give his skin a faint pink tinge. 

He tends to move his hands a lot when talking animatedly. 

His speech has a very specific drawling cadence and tone that makes his voice easily recognizable (to Harry at least).

This is all in canon.

Meanwhile, even though Harry and Ron are together practically 24/7 for seven years, we only find out that Ron’s eyes are blue halfway through Deathly Hallows. 

[darkrosekuwonuoriginal-deactiva]

Oh-

[realifezompire]

harry potter is a canonically a dumbass so anyone you ship him with automatically becomes a moronsexual thank u for coming to my TED talk

[fanonical]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[jmalfroy-blog-deactivated202107]

my favorite thing i’ve ever realized about harry potter is that the gryffindor and slytherin tables are supposed to be on opposite ends of the great hall??? 

and therefore every time draco is making a scene at a meal (HEY POTTER HAVE YOU SEEN THE DAILY PROPHET??? HEY POTTER I’M MAKING STUPID FACES AT YOU BECAUSE THE DAILY PROPHET SAYS YOU’RE MAD!!! HEY POTTER I’M PRETENDING TO FAINT AT THE SIGHT OF A DEMENTOR LIKE YOU DID!!!!) he is making an extraordinary effort to be noticed across the entire hall

or harry is making an extraordinary effort to notice him

or both

in my mind it always escalates into them standing on the tables and shouting at each other over the entire school

EXCUSE ME POTTER EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU NOTICED ME YET

NO MALFOY I HAVE NOT NOTICED YOU I NEVER NOTICE YOU GOD THERE’S MALFOY AT THE SLYTHERIN TABLE DOING A THING AGAIN GOD FUCK MALFOY HE’S ALWAYS DOING THINGS WHERE I CAN SEE HIM…THROUGH…CROWDS OF STUDENTS SEATED AT 4 TABLES…I DON’T NOTICE MALFOY…HE’S LOOKING REALLY ILL LATELY IS HE OKAY DO YOU THINK

[queenofthyme]

i made some drarry memes

[draco-mouthboy]

Is it really a drarry fic is Ron doesn’t have a heart attack?

[mollyginevra]

[spouseoftherisingsun]

it’s good that luna is such a fantastic and moral character because she has the brains and the motives to be a terrifying and unsuspected villain

[randomthingsthatilike1]

oh my god Luna would be a TERRIFYING Dark Lord forget Hermione Luna could probably take Hermione because Hermione at least has some predictability in that she will take the most logical path, the most ruthless, as long as she thinks it’s right but it would be in straight lines. Luna doesn’t think in straight lines, Luna is basically the equivalent to a 3d printer she does whatever the fuck she wants they’d be so screwed against Luna 10/10 would not ever do.

[andromxche]

“Now I’m the villain in your history,

I was too young and blind to see…

The world was wide enough.”

[iwontaskforever-deactivated2019]

Listen I’ll stop trashing Snape as soon as someone can give me a good reason for Neville Longbottom, the boy whose parents were tortured to insanity by someone who is still alive, to be more afraid of Snape than anything in the world.

[itreallyatemyhand]

Every time this post appears I check out the notes to see what excuses people have come up with to defend Snape

Today’s runner up is: its not (30-plus year old) Snape’s fault he abused children, because Dumbledore let him

And the grand prize trashiest response goes to: Neville was so bad at potions he endangered other kids, so Snape was just doing his best to protect them