🌈 King of Thyme

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[bbprincessheather]

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[julcheninred]

Jules's Carle Butterfly Art Mini-Fest

So. Y’all hear about the children’s book illustrator who spent last week fulminating against Eric Carle?

You will not be surprised that she has fashy opinions about art. She is absolutely incensed that Carle's books are enduringly popular, which she says is only because they're foisted upon us by "an insalubrious culture." She says Carle's work is objectively ugly and bad, and that children exposed to bad art will grow to be bad people who lack morality, thinking skills, and the ability to perceive true beauty in the world. Yea, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, and invective like "deformity," "chaos," "vulgarity," "indoctrination," and "disease." She further deplores Klimt, Pollock, all of modern art, the Bauhaus art movement, gay marriage, and Crayola (for making children's art products with unnaturally vivid colors). She blames it all on "Marxists," of course. She used the R word and a racial slur, of course. Since I am the patron saint of so-called bad art on Tumblr, and I'm delighted to help annoy fascists, I'm here to throw a little party to celebrate Carle's brightly-colored, asymmetrical, disproportionate, "nefarious" butterfly. Grab the nearest box of outrageous Crayolas and make an extravagantly, riotously shaped and colored butterfly. Tag your post #butterflyparty2026 . Tag me, @julcheninred, in the body of your post so I don’t miss it. Tag your pals so they'll jump in. Looking forward to seeing everyone's magnificent butterflies! 🦋🌹

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like. these breeds didn't even EXIST yet back then. those painters were PROPHETS.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Those are the painters, cursed by God for their incompetence

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[moniquill]

The problem is the insane bisexuals are not interested in commercializing. They write for free and publish their works on AO3.

[queenofthyme]

read the everlasting

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[elvishcostello-deactivated20260]

i think a lot of people internalized the misogynistic idea that “men are rational and women are emotional” and just went “that’s true… but it’s a good thing!” instead of saying “that’s obviously bullshit and we shouldn’t perpetuate this belief in any form”

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

[flaneuriste]

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

[drcrowdpleaser]

WHAT IS “DOES”?

[bowtiebirdo]

I just came home to find my so-called "friends" were staging an INTERVENTION for me. apparebtly i've been playing too much blood on the clocktower?? anyway I put them to sleep and started the night phase