IntoxicatingDreams

Hey Guys! My name is Matty and I'm a huge nerd. That's about it really.

[mueritos]

some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

[roskii]

!!!!

[thedaemonn]

Stone Of The Deities

It has been present throughout history and religious texts of all nature that the color of the gods is that of Lapis Lazuli, the symbol of the truest form of knowledge. The stone often said to contain the very soul and spirit of the deity who wore it.

As in the Book of Enoch: the summit of the mountain of the east, made of Lapus Lazuli.

As in Egyptian mythology: One of the stones most worshiped by the pharaohs and man, and the gods whose very hairs were made of the blue stone Lapis Lazuli.

As in Inanna, the Sumerian goddess of love who wore this stone about her neck as she traveled into the realm of the dead, and her sister who sat upon a throne of Lapis.

As in the sacred stone given to adorn the wings and body of Lucifer before his fall, a gift from God himself.

As in the honor of archangel Michael, who associates with this stone and it's properties of faith and understanding.

As in Balinese Hinduism, to which this gem was crafted from the hair of the god Bali, coming into being upon his death.

As in the statues of the gods of Buddhism and the paints of ancient Egypt, of Rome, of Russia, in jewelry, statues, and gowns, this stone has always held a sacred meaning to man, beast, and spirits themselves.

Lapis is included in occult practice as a symbol of great power and praise, in demonology, and mythology, and as such this stone I hold in higher regard than any other and use it sparingly in association to the demonic, as it's significance is overwhelming.

The relation of this stone to N is the lake in which He plunged upon His first day of creation, to which I will elaborate on in a later post.

[corvidaedream]

i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin

like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that's apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly "daniel, stop that" the activity stops immediately

and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like "Hey! Cut it out." and then vanishes and no one believes this child

[mexicancat-girl]

There’s apparently a short one-shot manga called “I’m the Main Character of a Harem Manga, but I’m Gay So Every Day Is Hell for Me” that parodies the harem genre and tbh I’m gonna read it for the title alone.

The title feels like something I’d see in a text post online and I think that’s beautiful.

[mexicancat-girl]

THIS IS BARELY THE SECOND PAGE AND IM DYING

[paradoxpig]

[fuckyeahcoffeeandequality]

This is your local Scandinavian telling y’all that Norse mythology has a goddess called Lofn who is a goddess of love and bringing together those ‘for whom marriage was forbidden or banned’, and I’m not saying she said gay rights, but she totally said gay rights.

[dadnoir]

noir is gay because given the opportunity he sits like this

[dadnoir]

y’all out here with galaxy brain level replies

[everydaylouie]

wah wah guy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elderitchblaest]

I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

[officialdreadwolf]

my favourite part of Orwell’s writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in 1945

[officialdreadwolf]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[deletedblog]

When he whips it out and it’s bigger then you expected

[liann]

Y’all I keep seeing such good posts about how good and canon symbrock is but I feel like they’re all missing the most important bit:

In addition to everything else of course, but this just makes me so darned happy

[asmara124]

A conversation I had today

[hellopixlpanda]

Yes I will draw venom like an oversized dorito try and stop me

[doesvenomisgay]

One of my friends who is in no way a Venom fan made a joke about Eddie fucking Venom and as a joke (but also not) I said Venom is the bottom and he fu c k i n g

I hate him so much

Dude if you ever find this blog I m s o r r y

[scarletlunarosa]

And then the Kree becomes evil.

It’s either your Baby or your Baby’s Mama?

At the end where Eddie was holding the baby and saying “It’s Okay, it’s Okay,”