Ask Me if I'm A Tree

I'm not a tree... but I am an awkward struggle who really loves a good taco.

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Try not to fuck up your life this year

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My dating life is going really well.

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I <3 TA's

I was the last person in lab today and when I was walking out I told the lab instructor "bye I love you" it may have been an accident but it's actually the truth. Oops

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get in mah belly

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Toddlers are cats... Have I mentioned this before?

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I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

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important

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Went to a play. Managed to get stage blood on my pants. No guys, the blood on my hip is not due to my period, my apologies for making you uncomfortable and refusing to walk with me home. 

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Today My Maam' took my brother and I to Walmart and we screamed and talked in different accents the whole time. We were the humans of Walmart the internet warns you about.

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WHAT

My friend and I were walking down the street and this very drunk man held up his phone and him and his friend started chanting "selfie" so we took a picture with them and then they asked if we are Australian. I'm from Nevada...it was quite an odd experience. 

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Chipotle life

My friend and I spent 45 minutes looking for chipotle in a different country today because we are white and need our avocado in our diet. Also burritos. I have no shame in this experience. 

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Hi Friends... This blog is about a couple of awkward, lovable tacos just trying to make some new friends. 

Following back all awko tacos with cute smiles <3

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I'm a life guard, but I'm pretty sure I have injured myself more on the job, then the human citizens injure themselves.

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I’ve reblogged this at least ten times since 2009 ok

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😂

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this is like that time I ate sushi with my grandma last night.

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here’s a dancing taco:

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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

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here’s a dancing taco: