recovering from everything

ty || 20 || she/they || d&d and cute games || can become a ffxiv fan account for 25 posts at any moment || icon by oreramar!! terfs get the fuck off this page

[duelwieldingraccoon]

[podcastwizard]

one thing about me is that if a friend of mine came to me frantically explaining that they were trapped in a time loop i would believe it no questions asked i’ve been waiting to be the quirky supporting character in a time loop plot my whole life i will do whatever to break that curse up to and including falling in love

[dimpledthings]

focus on how to create the right circumstances to be happy. don’t just be happy in the moment, but nurture your environment so it can give back the positive energy you put into it

[tigerdrop]

there needs to be more kink and gay sex at pride b/c a lot of you need the lesson that something making you uncomfortable doesnt mean that its bad or that it should be hidden away. your discomfort is not the end of the fucking world and i promise you will survive the harrowing ordeal of seeing a man in leather

[steamdyke]

don't leave this one in the notes

[kaywavy]

do NOT “rock out with your cock out”

[nico-robin-official]

god forbid women do anything.....

[thyrell]

i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer

[holycrapitsbags]

Yeah former 8 year Starbucks employ here. This never happens. I’ve have had what amounts to a flip on this happen more often. Something like

“Welcome in what can I get you”

“I want a plain black coffee”

“All rights wha-“

“No sugar or cream or flavor or anything else.”

“Okay, got it, wha-“

“I don’t want no caramachmocha flippy-do’s or frappachina-what-it’s. Just. A plain ol regular black coffee”

“That’s great sir, now please wha”

“Just a old fashioned stright up coff-“

“SIR WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID FUCKING COFFEE”

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[coochiequeens]

 This is why women want our spaces in gyms.

[valeriesolanasapologist]

Dude, if you had just gone about your stupid workout and not confronted her, you would have looked like less of a predator.

They really can't help themselves, can they?

[girlsmoonsandstars]

where's that thread about men deliberately attempting to elicit a fear response in order to belittle women for being afraid

[omnivore-odyssey]

Men who say shit like this are telling on themselves and it’s in your best interest to listen.

[kaijuno]

[bob-belcher]

New Girl (2011-2018)

[liberalsarecool]

#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

[na-vidya-na-avidya]

[pinkplasticpen]

  this pun is entirely worth breaking my tumblr silence for

FROMIDABLE

[sinesalvatorem]

As an ex-French-student, I approve

[brin-bellway]

My personal favourite bilingual packaging (so far) is a brand of toilet paper that, in its description, emphasises how it’s made from recycled wood.

English: Tree-sponsible!

French: Respons-arbre!

[sparrownnax]

this one brand of iced tea with their raspberry flavour

English: razzleberry

french: framboyant

[isxbellaaaaaaa]

underrated characters of the series

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

okay ~sometimes~ r/RATS is pretty good

[fromhersoul]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

[questionablepastries]

[useless-englandfacts]

a lot of people (esp. americans) make fun of british cuisine and most of the time it’s fair, but a lot of the time the food they’re making fun of is poverty food or working-class food… so really the joke’s on them because our terrible terrible peasant food is gonna come in real handy with the current cost of living crisis!!!

[crazybooksandplantslady]

Poverty didn’t force you to name your food “spotted dick”

[useless-englandfacts]