look. scrunt

Please store in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight. For expiration date, see bottom of container

[danmeichael]

mignon has the best vampire transformation concept i've ever seen and only a select few will ever see it because it is an indie gay porn animated miniseries and not a blockbuster film. im distraught.

[mevil]

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[3ofusjust3]

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[joeyclaire]

[superchat]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[color-palettes]

my superhero roommate just chucked our fridge at our annoying neighbour - submitted by neoncrystalshine #084b83 #42bfdd #bbe6e4 #f0f6f6 #ff66b3

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

the "top tier musical humor" in question was an orchestra playing a live score to the Looney Toons episode where Bugs Bunny is a conductor, but more importantly I think "They are laughing because they understood the joke" is going to cause irreparable damage to my lexicon

[cryptotheism]

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[stupidestasshole]

you remind me of the unpleasant rice weevil the way youre always sucking up motes of dust with your horrible proboscis and whatnot