Feyre, Darling

Controversial book memes. Fav series: TMI, ACOTAR and TOG 🦋

[feysandsgirl]

Me when Rhysand came back to life after just reading his death scene

[feysandsgirl]

Azriel: there’s only one way to settle this... rock, paper, scissors

Feyre: alright

Feyre: *scissors*

Azriel: *rock*

Feyre: *pouts* I lost

Azriel: no no you won!! this rock is soft !!

[feysandsgirl]

[in court]

Rhysand: *whispers to lawyer*

Lawyer: this has nothing to do with the case

Rhysand: cheez just ask

Lawyer: *signs* your honer do you think my client is cute, be honest

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

[lazorsandparadox]

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

[m3rcykill]

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

[jewel-charisse-deactivated20181]

Will always reblog

[yourladyindank]

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Damn

[fenway03]

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs). 

[8thwonderful]

For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

[sirchubbybunny]

Is there information on how to get out of them if you’re tied from behind?

Edit: Wait, just saw the note. Thanks for the info!

[feysandsgirl]

SHARING THIS IN CASE SOMEONE NEEDS THIS!!!!!

[feysandsgirl]

Moodboard of me reading that scène in city of glass where clary and jace make out in Idris, thinking they’re still brother and sister

[feysandsgirl]

wHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ?¿!!!!¡¡ I MEAN LOok AT THEM

[feysandsgirl]

The king of Hybern: I will now break your mate bond

The mate bond:

[feysandsgirl]

This is how y’all pictured the suriel?

Someone explain to me why I’ve been picturing him like this

[feysandsgirl]

Rhysand: *panicking* quick you’re losing a lot of blood, what’s your type?

Cassian: brunette, smart, badass, nesta-

Rhysand: your blood type cassian!

Cassian:

Rhysand:

Cassian: *looks down at his wound*

Cassian: red

[feysandsgirl]

[moonkitty]

The only straight men fictional characters that I love are the ones that are just like “God i fucking love my wife”

[moonkitty]

How can u go wrong with this

[moonkitty]

[adorable-little-asshole-deactiv]

WHAT ABOUT FEYRE AND RHYS @myfeyrelady @feysandsgirl @feyrhys

[feysandsgirl]

The disrespect of forgetting them

[feysandsgirl]

Forever wishing I could share all my stupid jokes with my soulmate through our heads without anyone hearing

[feysandsgirl]

Selling my soul to Satan

Satan: and what would you want in return?

Me: acotar/tog crossover

Satan: your wish wi- wait what?

Me: you heard me

Me:

Me: totally worth it

Satan:

Satan: ok tru

[feysandsgirl]

For everyone wondering (I posted this like 1,5 years ago): this is the reason why we were blessed with the acotar/tog scene at the end of kingdom of ash…… you’re welcome

[theilliumbluebell10]

Satan:You know what? This one is on me, go ahead make another wish

[feysandsgirl]

Dear Satan,

Can Sam come back

Sincerely,

The entire fandom

[feysandsgirl]

*Me rereading acomaf for the 800th time*

Maas: and then Rhys crashed their wedding.

Me:

[feysandsgirl]

Aedion: YOU KILLED HIM!

Aelin: it was natural causes

Aedion: ...you pushed him off a building

Aelin: gravity is natural

[feysandsgirl]

Goodnight everyone, sleep well and remember that Raphael’s death in ‘city of heavenly fire’ was totally unnecessary and he deserved better.

[feysandsgirl]

Rhysand, teaching Cassian how to drive: okay you’re driving, and Amren and Azriel walk into the road. Quick, which do you hit?

Cassian: oh definitely Amren, I could never hurt Azriel.

Rhysand, massaging his temples: the breaks you hit the fucking breaks