t i c k t o c k

[daggerwelch]

Nah, you can just stick to that. It’s easier for us both.

[ffdakota]

How is it easier for me?

[duhsadie]

I will never be a normal teenager. 

[ffdakota]

Oh, don’t start this sappy shit.

[daggerwelch]

Oh well, it’s not like you’re much of an asshole to me anyways, just other people.

[ffdakota]

Yeah, my bad, I should probably change that.

[elcjah-blog]

“Dakota…”

[ffdakota]

Elijah.

[sawyerjpg]

Oh, good. I’m glad. I’m excited, too.

[ffdakota]

Yeah, you’re being weird. Stop.

[sawyerjpg]

Mhm, sorry ‘bout it.

[ffdakota]

Oh, the joys. I’m so excited.

[elcjah-blog]

“Wait, no, don’t get grumpy again.”

[ffdakota]

Too late, Eli.

[duhsadie]

Okay, fine I’ll accept it with no explanations. 

[ffdakota]

Good, you’re taking steps towards being a normal teenager. Congratulations.

[daggerwelch]

I hope your true identity is someone nice and you’ve just been an asshole to us all because of this ‘secret identity’ shit you’ve made up.

[ffdakota]

Nah, I’m sorry, the asshole part will stay. That’s not part of the secret identity.

[sawyerjpg]

It’s been lonely here without y’all here. Welcome back.

[ffdakota]

Does this really mean we’re back to having to see your face everyday again?

[duhsadie]

Am I? I didn’t realize I was. 

[ffdakota]

Yeah, you’re analysing things instead of just accepting them.

[elcjah-blog]

“You’re never happy, it’s weird. But it’s cool too, so i’ll let it slide.”

[ffdakota]

Oh, thanks, I have no idea what I would’ve done if you hadn’t decided to let it slide. My life would be over.

[daggerwelch]

That sounds more believable, but Kat always finds things out, she’d find out you were being a liar and then she’d be pretty pissed at you.

[ffdakota]

Maybe that’s just still to come. Until then, my name stays as Dakota and my true identity remains a secret.

[presleyctrl-blog]

Interesting.

[ffdakota]

Not really.

[daggerwelch]

See, that’s where the story goes unbelievable, Kat wouldn’t knowingly do that.

[ffdakota]

Oh, no, Kat thinks she’s doing it for my protection. So she might be in on it, just not for the same reason.

[duhsadie]

Last time I said hi, you yelled at me.. I’m sure that there’s a reason. 

[ffdakota]

--You’re doing the Kat junior thing again.

[presleyctrl-blog]

Ooh, do tell.

[ffdakota]

It wasn’t anything exciting, I just-- wasn’t exactly myself.