I found the customize button

23 year old male engineer working in Auckland Cishet white male - apparently that matters on tumblr. May also be a giant petrolhead.

[addamii]

I just love their dynamic so much yall 🥹

(Noelle’s reaction under the cut)

Also I’m not gonna stop promoting my deltarune animatic because I’m still really proud of it

[rhiotta]

A quick bonus to this comic I didn't want to work too hard on. Being a real person means you are immune to the ESRB T for Teen rating. Isn't that cool? Now back to our regularly scheduled guitars.

[rhiotta]

You have learned the secret of turn order mechanics. You are filled with the power of UNO.

Those things aren't gonna live more than a day, let them play.

Good humor is when you overthink your punchline and write an entire 2nd half explaining that your joke doesn't make sense. Oh, hey look! It's Gerson!

[indigonite]

comic of Magnus mag29 I’ve been meaning to do for a while.

Because you’re going to challenge Death, you better pick a game you’re good at

(just kidding I suck at Balatro)

[doodleskabootle]

Lost and Found

I've been really nostalgic for Steven Universe lately, and I have so much love and appreciation for the show I grew up with, so I thought I should make something nice to sort of give back, y'know? Anyways, I hope you enjoy. <3

[2logako]

how do you expect me to take them seriously when they're just silly birds who probably like head scratches

[magnuspool]

A very angry frog 🐸

[sirartwork]

Because I’ve lost control of my life

[sirartwork]

reblog for the blessed 100k

[sirartwork]

[morinokunikara]

[snelbz]

IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST

[sirartwork]

For fucks sake, you guys

THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY K?????

My life’s work, I guess

[dement009]

Wont it be grand to get rid of it all?

I LOVE THIS ENTIRE SEQUENCE AND IM WEAK FOR PEARLTRASH

[discount-supervillain]

Another Patreon Poll winner!

[discount-supervillain]

[exdragonith]

Undertale - Halloween

http://fav.me/d9euy49

It’s the thought that counts.

[meruz]

(5 years late, covered in sweat) GUYS.... I JUST PLAYED OUTER WILDS

[mlavier]

the family planning is going great 👍

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[catchymemes]

[anonymous-witness777]

Callsigns are ALL like this. I know in movies everyone's got cool callsigns, but you have to EARN a cool callsign. Most people's are like, commemoration of something real stupid they did, or, like, "Carrots" bc "he ate carrots weirdly." This database is a treasure trove:

[sirartwork]

Perhaps i'm dumb, or maybe it's tumblr being tumblr, but where did that post you made about a meme fellowship go? I can't remember all the names, but i knoe for a fact that "Spurdo the Turgid" was one of them

The original drawings were a reply to a now-deleted tumblr post, but thankfully I had a backup posted on twitter, including the original map joke and group drawing by an unknown anon: