FFmpeg Official: Yar Har

Wait! Come back! I just want to transcode your multimedia... :( They/Them. Not actually affiliated with FFmpeg.

[forest-sapphic]

weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a .zip file

[manjaro-official]

you will be a tarball

[ffmpegofficial]

holy shit no way theres ffmpeg too

big fan of mpdecimate btw

thank you, penis-sample-pack. what is your profile picture. is that a walrus?

[ffmpegofficial]

hey how tall are you

2 inches tall

[tigerfromthetiber]

BOOBS ARE BACK

[tigerfromthetiber]

BOOPS. I MEAN BOOPS. AJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSKASKSJKSSKSKAKKSKSKSKSJSSSJSJSJSJJSSJ

[put-me-down-please]

[ffmpegofficial]

booping is back. WE'RE SO BACK.

[argumate]

sheesh I forgot how annoying Perl was, a welcome reminder that language design really has improved at least a little this past few decades

[argumate]

yes I love to get the length of a list by evaluating it in a scalar context

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

Excuse you, length of an *array*. Evaluating a *list* in scalar context gives you... uh... either the first or last element, I can't remember

[ir8e-deactivated20250524]

[ir8e-deactivated20250524]

[ir8e-deactivated20250524]

[the-pink-hacker]

I'm gonna FFmpeg you until you crying for some extra bitrate

[yiffos-official]

just found out tumblr has hjkl vim bindings if anyone even cares

[c-official]

👀

[dollible-deactivated20241114]

everybody is like "robot girls are great! I'd love to have a robot girl for a girlfriend!"

my sibling in christ, she'll barge into your room ten times a day to tug at your arm, bring you to her laptop and look up at you, sniffling, with expectant puppy eyes (on her laptop is yet another failed captcha)

[dollible-deactivated20241114]

everybody is like "robot girls are great! I'd love to have a robot girl for a girlfriend!"

my sibling in christ, she'll barge into your room ten times a day to tug at your arm, bring you to her laptop and look up at you, sniffling, with expectant puppy eyes (on her laptop is yet another failed captcha)

[ffmpegofficial]

plz someone take my consciousness and upload it to a robot body plz plz plz plz plz i would dust my fans daily. install linux on myself. plz. having a body feels like running macOS they're closing off my files from me how am i supposed to rice this shit.

[nixcraft]

If you can remember ffmpeg, nmap and openssl syntax from core memory, then you've already mastered the art of the CLI! 💻

[captaindrewboy]

I hate when I tell people I'm into Comp Sci and programming and they go "ooh there's a lot of money there". I'm not DOING it for the MONEY I'm DOING it because I want to FUCK the COMPUTER!!!!

[ffmpegofficial]

force fem male pregnancy official?!

actually thats PROFESSOR force-fem male-pregnancy official to you, buster.