hot dog boy in a few years I'll be a hot dog hero.

all pronouns | annoying | 18+ | call me cove | nothing explicitly NSFW | I block very easily. I curate my own experiences on the internet.| simmering obsession with an Irish man from the simpsons

[put-me-down-please]

Bro I need these hot flashes to stop immediately

[anonyymoose]

went to the beach ten minutes after an actual thunderstorm and got so cold i started coming up with a “fish” cover of creep by Radiohead which I was singing out loud over and over again. imagine me waist deep in the waves no feeling in my legs getting over a cold voice singing “i wish i was urchin. you’re so fucking urchin”

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[byjove]

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

[byjove]

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

[byjove]

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[blipmango]

vampire simon 🩸

[seadeepspaceontheside]

these were the rejected ones

[kacklepop]

Mirrors part 4/?

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[moonlitmasque]

OKAY, EVERYONE, WE HAVE A POISON WARNING APPARANTLY, SPREAD THE WORD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

[dogpuppy]

[put-me-down-please]

I wish Zoloft would make me stop sweating

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

He WHAT??? Oh 15 stabs were not enough

[put-me-down-please]

i'D LOVE NOT HAVING PEOPLE IN MY APARTMENT BUT ITS THE ONLY PLACE IN THIS WHOLE SHIT SHOW WITH A FUCKING GUEST ROOM

[put-me-down-please]

Idk after awhile of having a severe anxiety disorder you learn to live at this baseline disbelief in your initial panic and sometimes you ignore it but it was there for a reason

[put-me-down-please]

I forgot that Zoloft gives you insomnia if you take it too late

[tastylemonbread]

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

[tastylemonbread]

love and beauty in the tags of this post. we are all humans and loving is all we can hope to do on this earth

[tanblaque]

[tanblaque]

Minecraft lets us sit. It had been foretold.