hot dog boy in a few years I'll be a hot dog hero.

all pronouns | annoying | 18+ | call me cove | nothing explicitly NSFW | I block very easily. I curate my own experiences on the internet.| simmering obsession with an Irish man from the simpsons

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Bro low-key should I show off my roblox fits?

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Bro low-key should I show off my roblox fits?

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

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Happy birthday to me I'm cool asf

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It's my birthday!!!

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 90

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 2)

Cesare (Bigtop Burger)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

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He's high-key evil so he's not allowed on Tumblr or like the internet in general.

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Anyways I have a new alter

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Im fine holy shit I'm so sorry That was uncalled for to post that untagged. I've been having a really bad mental health dip but I still should've tagged my vent

[calware]

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

[wavetapper]

[lord-whoreon]

like ok which one is it. make up your fucking mind

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[steadynursewizard]

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

[learn-how-to-love]

Ngl, Hbomberguy making the vaguest of tweets about not wanting to be friends with someone who likes loli/shota, PT going “OMG HES TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!!!” and then dumbasses somehow saying this is pedojacketing on Hbomb’s part is kind of incredible. Like no it’s more like he said he doesn’t like people who wear jackets, PT said I’m wears jackets, and then the conclusion from that being, somehow, that he falsely accused her of wearing jackets. Can you all let go of your favorite bigoted transphobic racist white girl yet or do we need to keep pretending like this is in any way defensible every time she purposefully ignites a situation for attention

[blackrosevictoria]

Hey! What the hell is wrong with you people? Every internet-famous trans woman that gets cancelled on pedophilia allegations is not Marsha Johnson! Yes, the internet conspires to cancel lot of innocent trans women on fallacious accusations! But Patricia Taxxon is not one of those women!

We all know the girl can make music and video essays! But what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? You a fan of Patricia Taxxon? You wanna help Patricia Taxxon? Then get some counseling for Patricia Taxxon! Introduce her to some older partners! Hide her cell phone! But don't pretend like the woman is a hero! And stop the damn discourse, act like you got some goddamn sense people!

[keyofradiance]

a racists blog gets deleted and now the idiots are out to defend her… yall she called slaves “sentient property”, compared them to animals, said she was less able to be racist because she was disabled. maybe step back and think for yourself a little bit and realize how fucking atrocious that is