Yo hello hi hello welcome

I'm Drew lmao I'm just a bi British student (18+) with a fixation on videogames, computer science and other stuff ig hehe he/him I think I mostly reblog, and if I post it's usually some crappy joke, related to media I've been enjoying, or both

[bugwars]

I would have dinner with strong as fuck ice mummy just to show that I am not as quick to judge as all of you

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Seeing this just show up on my fyp is wild but I’m happy to see it

[catgirl-kaiju]

got so many stacks in the bank, they study me with economics. girls call me Mary Poppins because that's what my neopussy be doin'. this shit ain't nothin' to me, girl. got a bush so huge and musty, it's got 100 endangered species. she got me huntin' for truffles in her woods, 'bouta shoot a dog the way i'm feelin' like a pig. they tried to take me down, but i flattened 'em with my Subaru Outback like i was cookin' at Smashburger. smokin straight Vocaloid, i gotta be singin' like Miku. called me a good investment 'cause i got a brick foundation. snortin' Chinese ketamine off my girl's dick because i don't give a fuck. donald trump tried to tariff it, so i took out the whitehouse. call me a tesla the way i'm blowin' up. feels like a job, the way i'm getting fucked. my girl makin' sounds like she must be Wendy Carlos. fired one shot in the air and scored an entire Boeing 747. they can't hit me 'cause they know i'm beautiful. my girl got a mole on her ass so big it's tellin' me to save my game. straight rezzin' on swamp gas, got me leavin' this galaxy. got a message from space, but left it on read. i'm her. i've been her, i will continue to be her. movin' like a plague 'cause i'm sick with it.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jam-etc]

Wholesome

[shithowdy]

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

[lelouch]

come on man

[notahorseindisguise]

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Like when youre horny but you have no one to sleep with you can just jork it. I can't do anything if I want sushi

[oddbookreport]

[isuggestjerkingoff]

there's gotta be something i can do with this one

[punkitt-is-here]

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK GOD DAMNIT

[the-punforgiven]

Strip poker at the knights order sucks ass this shit takes forever and we're running out of space on the table

Guy next to me took off one bessagew and you can't even see their face but you can feel their smug-ass grin beneath it

[loth-caatgirl]

[starqueensterlexa]

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

[starqueensterlexa]

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

[steve-likes-robots]

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

[starqueensterlexa]

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

[sovietnam]

[scariest-crepeypastas]

“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

[angelicguy]

me to my uncle every time he gets paid

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

this is going around again, id like to pull attention towards this insanely funny comment added shortly after

[louisegluckpdf]

wow that game sure looks stupid. wonder what the prizes are like

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

At long last, our paths converge, my rival—Wait, wait. Hold on. Pause.

Okay what the fuck is this dude, you brought allies? What the fuck? Do you know how long I spent looking for some empty, circular mausoleum I can wait in? Do you know how hard it is to find another sword of roughly the same shape and size as mine that I can just plunge into the center undamaged for you to take before I move? Do you even care that I've been standing here with my back turned for thirty fucking hours?

Fuck dude, my fight theme's an epic arrangement of my leitmotif called The Duel for god's sake. You realize that loses all its gravitas if Mickey, Donald, and Goofy here jump me too? If I knew I was in a JRPG I would have remembered to pack a 3rd, 4th, and 5th phase!

And are those debuffs? I worked my ass off on these strict but readable melee combo strings and you were just gonna oneshot me?! I made secret phase transition dialogue! I was gonna get exhausted and let you beat my ass if you knew my secret weakness to the starting move you unlocked in the tutorial! What am I, a fucking loot drop? You just wanted to see the next cutscene that bad?

No, no it's too late to go solo now, the moment's gone. Fuck it. Here. The HEAVENPIERCER. Just take it and go. I know when my bossfight's not wanted. Get out of here.

Fuck dude. We were even going to lock blades if we attacked at the same time... Had the camera ready to zoom into our faces and everything as I would tell you how I finally feel alive. *sigh*. Fuck.

[skopostheorie]

This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

[catilinas]

[plant-based-person]

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

[plant-based-person]

what the people want, the people get

you see

my professor’s take is that mary shelley is feminizing victor throughout the novel, as a way of flipping gender roles and putting a male character through female experiences.

evidence as explained:

victor is creating life. he is putting his health at risk (spends two years with little sleep or socialization) to bring life forth into this world

his illness after he is shocked by the creature coming to life is akin to both ‘hysteria’ and postpartum depression

he pretty much swoons, let’s be honest

henry clerval, a man who has been characterized as manly and heroic, has to chase after damsel-in-distress victor and care for him as he convalesces 

afterward, he hides what he did and went through, for fear that others will label him crazy and emotional and not believe him. sound familiar?

Victor in general is more emotional than the other characters and is constantly tempering his reactions to not be seen as irrational 

the book does not otherwise have central female characters 

Also, Shelley’s mother died in childbirth. It’s interesting, then, that Shelley presents the creation of life as something horrific and damaging. She parallels Victor with her mother.

in conclusion, Frankenstein (1818) by Mary  Wollstonecraft Shelley is one of the first examples of mpreg in English literature 

[just-call-me-the-old-hag]