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“To be quite fair, you could have been referring to any department for the internship. Two minutes? What are we? Back at my days at MIT. Consider it, just about done,” she gestured the router and her laptop.
“But I knew you had quite a liking for —- computers & such, so I figured you’d need something to do with that. ——Wait, you’re finished already? My IQ may be 170, but I haven’t a single clue as to what your computer says.”
—— “ i’m in deep need of some vodka and donuts right now. after googling some famous death scenes i could really use something to ease my mind. the wonderful life of an aspiring horror novelist, friends. — or just someone really obsessed with how to be a serial killer. one or the other. ”
—— “ oh? a horror novelist, you say? I happen to be quite the horror film and novel fan, so I guess we’re both obsessed on the topic of serial killings. i’m up for a donut and vodka night. I’ll supply the vodka and you get the donuts. Sound good? ”
“I wouldn’t necessarily say screwed myself over. I know what I’m doing. And it’s a simple fix that’s saving everyone money let’s be real here. And really? That depends. Do you need someone in IT?”
“If I didn’t need someone in IT, would I be offering you an internship? How about this: if you can finish this in two minutes tops, I’ll give you the job. How does that sound?”
[ffsallana]
“Yeah, and so does everyone else in the building. Especially me since I’m supposed to be finishing up some homework. And not to mention apply for an internship. It’ll take around two to three minutes.”
“So, you’re telling me you’ve also screwed yourself over in doing this if it doesn’t work. —-Internship? You need one, you say? Well, I think today might just be your lucky day, dear.”
[ffsallana]
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Allana, if you drink anymore coffee, you’re probably gonna have a heart attack. We live in Seattle. remember? There’s gotta be a place around here that sells decaf. Yeah, sure, sounds good. You have any good movies?
What’re you being so protective for? I’m sure I’ll be fine. It’s not like I’m going to drink coffee again today. I’ll just have water, yeah? It’s no big deal. I’m — I’m fine! Well, I have the Scream movies and Oculus. I also have some Disney movies.
“ I always loved the whole dots looks. “
“You’ve got quite the sense of style. I’m quite sure that dots are back in style. I’ve pretty much finished the design and I’ve sewn it alright. It looks to be about your size. Would you —- would you mind trying it on? I need a visual model, not just a stand.”
Yeah, but usually you do stuff like that when you know there’s a chance it won’t give you a heart attack because of all the caffeine. Maybe find some decaf or something? Alright, whatever you say. Like what, then?
We don’t know if I’ll get a heart attack from that, sweetie. All we’re doin’ is assuming. I don’t own decaf, as far as I know. I have water. I could see if my roommate has some? Maybe you should watch a movie here until I knock out or something? That may help.
“Does anyone happen to have a hairpin, or even better, a proper lockpick set? This damned drawer just won’t OPEN.”
Oh, no no. Last time you used my hairpin, it broke. That’s it. I’m opening this lock myself because I can do it without ruining pins. Then, we’re changing this damn lock!
My mum called me last night to remind me to keep my whites separated from my colors. Guess who’s wearing pink underwear right now?
Well, lucky for you, pink underwear are in style now-a-days. I guess it was a mistake for the better.
" Sorry, were you talking to me? "
“Of course I was. Now, tell me, does this look better in plaid or dots?”
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“If anyone’s wondering why the wi-fi is suddenly five times slower, don’t worry about it. Just fixing it up so it won’t ever be that slow.”
“Listen, sweet cheeks, I appreciate that gesture, but I kind of need the internet right now. I need to submit some images to the sewers right now. I need this stuff done by next week. How long will this take?”
