baby you're a classic

johanna rouge. suck it.

[zarayo-deactivated20140323]

That was awfully presumptuous of me, sorry. I’m sure same goes for girls, though. 

[ffsjojo]

Haha, it's okay. I won't hold it against you. You're probably right. 

[zarayo-deactivated20140323]

You know what though, it’s better to be happy with being alone than to complain about it all the time, no guy finds someone who complains about loneliness attractive; it’s a vicious cycle that you need to pull yourself out of, love. You’re a pretty girl, enjoy yourself a bit more and maybe some dude will come and give you those cuddles that you’ve been wanting. 

[ffsjojo]

Lesbian here, babe.

[zarayo-deactivated20140323]

You women and your bloody cuddles. 

[ffsjojo]

We get lonely, deal with it.

[zarayo-deactivated20140323]

Netflix is good company, why are you complaining? 

[ffsjojo]

Netflix doesn't cuddle back, though.

[ffsjojo]

Netflix is the only company I've had in weeks.

[brxannalynhert-deactivated20140]

Oh yum.

[ffsjojo]

I know, right?

[ffsconnors-deactivated20140126]

Banana pancakes? Never had them, are they good?

[ffsjojo]

Delicious, babe. You've gotta try them.

[ffsjojo]

Craving banana pancakes. Anyone wanna hit the nearest IHOP?

[ardensprescott]

I’ve actually changed a few girls, believe it or not. Although I am guilty for modeling lingerie to a few people and emotionless-ly making out with a few guys. I’m pretty known throughout the center of the mall.

[ffsjojo]

Ew, how can you stand to kiss guys still? I don't think I could even if I tried. I mean, sometimes I talk the volleyball girls that come in to get shorts a size smaller than they should, but I guess I'm not as confident as you.

[ardensprescott]

It’s always an adventure when you work at Victoria’s Secret.

[ffsjojo]

Oh, I'm sure it is. I bet you get lots of hot girls in there all the time. I mean, besides you.

[ardensprescott]

It was just very different and unusual. I’m not sure if the old woman meant to offend me or not, but I was clearly shocked the poor thing.

[ffsjojo]

Old people don't understand us. 

[ardensprescott]

Well if I remember correctly, the person said that I look like the biggest lesbian to step foot in the local mall. I mean, I’m open about being a lesbian but it was so awkward.

[ffsjojo]

Oh. Well, that's different. I'm a lesbian too, but I think that would be awkward as well.

[ardensprescott]

So it’s been brought to my attention that people can tell what my sexuality is just by looking at me..? Well, okay then.

[ffsjojo]

How so? I mean, I'd guess that you're straight, but that probably makes me seem like a dick. I don't know.

[ffsjojo]

if so like this and i'll msg you

[astravat]

And I’m right by your side with a extra large pizza. I’m Nirvana, by the way!

[ffsjojo]

Thank god. I'm Johanna, but most people just call me Jojo.

[fckabi]

Oh? Might have to go take a look at that store some time soon then. I mean, if there are girls coming in and out all the time…

[ffsjojo]

Hey, now. Don't come around stealing my women.

[astravat]

Athletes are beyond intense, how they get so motivated to go for three hour long jogs for the fun of it will always astound me.

[ffsjojo]

Really, though. I'm not athletic in the slightest.