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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@fgdsfdsfs
im inhaling enough hopeberries to kill a fully grown doubtpig
This Sunday afternoon I was running for a tram and there was a knock at the door
I live in a city where you don't use the front door so thought "I'm already on my way out, I'll see who it is when I get round the front" (there's too much stuff in the way to even open the front door)
So I get to the front door and
... OK yeah I was a bit surprised.
A few friends know about this meme, live in the same city as me and know my address.
Four were at home and had yet to find a walrus with which to do this bit.
Two were about to leave the house to be somewhere else (same place I was going).
One is apparently in France.
Not one of them admits knows who did this.
I'm not ruling out the possibility they all know exactly who did it.
We're trying to figure out who it was on Discord and virtually everyone is saying "I wanted to, I planned on, but I didn't have the time" or "I couldn't find an appropriate walrus" or "I'd have given it fairy wings"
I feel like I'm in a reverse Murder On The Orient Express situation (spoilers I guess, sorry) where everyone had motive no-one had means but the victim just died anyway. Or in this case, received a walrus.
I'm being absolutely Agatha Christie'd on with a plush pinniped.
got inspired to draw human pinkie pie
folks like her a lot so i drew her more :]
baking!
movie night
warmup from today. she's makin breakfast!!!!!!
i love catching the occasional glimpse of an iceberg of booktok drama that i will never understand ❤️
ok its almost 11pm so this isn’t going to sound coherent.
there’s this booktoker with over a million followers who basically makes tiktoks about ‘‘‘‘‘spicy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ books. one of the genres she loves is smutty sport novels. this in turn gets her intrested in actual real sport and she starts publicly thirsting over real athletes. this results in her going to real life sporting events and screaming “krack my back” at real life people (the team is called the krackens or something idk sports and its a play on ‘break my back’) the wife of the player being trageted finds out about all the public thirsting and makes a public statement very politely asking for the sexual harrasment to stop. the tiktoker takes offence at this and starts saying she’s the reason why the sport/team is so popular now. the tiktoker and the wife have a bit of a back and forth which results in the wife reciving harassment for having the gaul to politely request people don’t sexually harrass her husband.
don’t quote me on any of that. this video (x) explains it a lot better.
yoda
you have been visited by the marges three
I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.
If you see shit like this DO NOT call the number, do not do anything to interact with these fucking people. Take down the posters if you're able to. They do NOT want to help you. They are a literal fucking cult who openly despise psychology and any actual proven mental health science, and are actively trying to trick mentally/emotionally vulnerable people into joining.
The red flags here are "Hubbard," the name of their founder, and "dianetics," the crackpot theory they teach for "auditing" your sins from your past lives.
I’d like to add what @jaspertheshark said in the tags because I feel it’s important
youre doing gods work. continue ripping them down!
scientology is a cult. it is deadly. it destroys lives. stay as far away from it as you can.
And as always when ripping down flyers please do not use your bare hands
This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.
[ID: the "Buggs Bunny in a tuxedo" meme, three times.
The first one says: "I wish all Muslims a very Ramadan Mubarak"
The second one says: "I wish all Jewish people a very Sameach Pesach"
The third one says: "I wish all Christians a very Happy Easter". /end ID].
Welsh erasure.
POV: ur watching the naruto sasuke reunion. it’s been three years. sasuke chooses the sluttiest shirt possible. leans the whole front half of his body against naruto in front of three random ppl for no reason. sasuke starts to pull out his blade, and naruto just. stands there. challenges him. almost as if to say “i know you. i know you won’t do it. you spared me that first time. i know it wasn’t on a whim.” and u can see, sasuke looks at naruto from the corner of his eye, unmoving, wondering if naruto will flinch or attack or make a move. sasuke kinda doesn’t want him to. they’re challenging each other. sasuke being like “are you afraid of me” and naruto saying “no i am not afraid of you. i know you still.” so sasuke swings the blade. sai comes in, almost immediately. but naruto doesn’t block sasuke’s sword. in fact, the only hand that naruto raises is his right fist, blocking sai’s tanto blade from touching sasuke at all. naruto protects sasuke. he isn’t afraid of sasuke. he knows he wouldn’t have done it.
AND THEN. you hear sasuke tell naruto, “that block you chose… was the right one.” naruto! had the choice! it was either block sasuke’s blade from stabbing him, or block sai’s blade from hitting sasuke. naruto chose to save sasuke over himself. but can you really blame him! no! this was him telling sasuke “i know you. i am still putting my life in your hands. please be careful. please prove me right.” and sasuke, now knowing naruto’s choice to protect him, says back “you were right. i put my life in your hands, too.”
and that’s it!! the arc is love! the arc is i choose you i still know you i am dressing up in my sluttiest outfit just to feel you close and you could never hurt me and i could never hurt you no matter how close we get to it physically because it is the only language we have learned i would never ever really hurt you. i couldn’t live with myself if i did. the end.
@4kadhd
reblog for easter
forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet
sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.
Yet again America, what the fuck?
That… that doesn’t happen to y’all?
They bring us the machine...
The… machine… how big is the machine?
I'm just now realizing everywhere in England has the little card reader dealies ... And I'd never seen those before I moved here. 😶
Th-they’re so small??? So petite??? Why do we have fucking pillars of sin dedicated to making me nervous about the usage of my card????
America?? You, the capital of Capitalism, don’t have these?!
Please stop yell at me I do not control the billing procedure!!!
swatchkaard real
"There are Children in my Kitchen" — Great cookbook, this. Really inspirational.
Original title: "Kids Cooking" by Aileen Paul & Arthur Hawkins (1970)