Clanking Around the Universe

Drew 25 / Taken / New Mexican in SE England. Extremely gay and lost in a dungeon somewhere with a dragon. Let's be friends!

[redwizardofgay]

Bf took a good photo of me and his parent's dog.

[aionios-shrugged]

Good morning to boys who identify as breedable!

[redwizardofgay]

My favourite part of Gargoyles is how Demona screams like a banshee everytime she flies away 

cause honestly same

[ophelia-is-not-okay]

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

[were--ralph]

I don’t know why everyone gives you shit for being into werewolfs, I am too like you’re fucking right

[romanceyourdemons]

interview with the vampire, the novel, treats homosexuality in a pretty bog standard way for 70s american media—a grotesquerie too unseemly to be addressed by name, whose practitioners are either helpless but still disgusting victims who rightfully want to die to kill the disease inside of them, or gauche, subhuman predators who reach grisly ends as a result of their perversion. it goes through the homophobic traits noted in chapter three of the celluloid closet like a checklist. and then not that long later the vampire lestat has a completely revised view of homosexuality, treating gayness and gay relationships with a kind of clumsy, eager voyeurism, titillation where before there was only artistry and disgust. something happened between 1976 and 1985 that resulted in anne rice’s fujoshi awakening

[romanceyourdemons]

was it star trek ii: the wrath of khan (1982)

[thevictrola]

It was likely the birth of her gay son Christopher in 1978.

[helloitsbees]

you’re suggesting that he came out of the womb and then immediately came out as gay

[oldtvandcomics]

No, only after watching Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).

[loganondorf]

men ARE cows

[meandmyvidyagaems]

men CANNOT BE cows

If men are milk machines and cows aren't

That means men ≠ cows

[thememedaddy]

[redwizardofgay]

Thrilled to report that if i get.drunk enough i remember how to speak German

[thedownloey]

do u think the next season of heated rivalry will address the existence of gritty

[ohclippy]

Here are the original tags:

[hothockey]

he's ready

[thememedaddy]

[pukicho]

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

[pukicho]

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

[pukicho]

Door break

[orcboxer]

what's up man

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[beardedmrbean]

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[itscrazycasey]

Need me some luck