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- 26- she/her - bisexual - You can call me Flaming or Tal - i make and play videos game! - multifandom blog, memes, basically anything I’m interested in at the moment! I’m also flamingthespian on twitch

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[brothermouse-skeleton]

"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"

"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."

"Uh huh. And what he got?"

"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."

"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"

"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."

".....?"

"Keeps me on my toes."

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[ampervadasz]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[earhartsease]

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[kvothes]

i tend not to take museum photos of things unless i think i can take a good one, and this was in a glass case so it had a lot of glare, but the sargent exhibit at the met has the only know photograph of madame x before he repainted the shoulder strap and seeing that for the first time in my life made me feel like my body was made of static

[kvothes]

the met had a photo online. offering this to all of you (with the repainted one for comparison) <3

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[earhartsease]

m,y chorkk

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[preserving-tiktok]

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[porterdavis]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

[allonsybadwolf]

my disservice dog is trying to lick the salt off my mall pretzel

[allonsybadwolf]

so my favorite boba tea kiosk in the mall was completely gone just a patch of empty floor which is very sad BUT I got this adorable pokemon stationary at a store that just opened up in the old joanns so I think we can call this a successful outing

[bigbluelemon]

OP sorry to crash your post but was your favourite boba kiosk the boba yaga thing???

[bigbluelemon]

As in, from this post that's been going around?

Reblog by @basuralindo · 9 images

💬 273  🔁 26558  ❤️ 29393 · SMALL UPDATE · Still haven't heard back from the unemployment office, but a few days ago I ended up telling this

[allonsybadwolf]

yeah so fun fact when I saw that post last week(?) I went ha ha what if that's my local mall. what if that's my favorite boba place at my local mall. sure looks like mall floor. but that's silly because all mall floor looks like mall floor! there's so many malls! there's no way it's my mall!

turns out

it was definitely my favorite boba place at my favorite mall. I sent op an ask with this photo when I was leaving the mall earlier (I don't think they've seen it yet but I was astounded)

you guys would all have loved my (not on tumblr) spouses reaction when he went "oh no the kiosk is gone" and I immediately said LOST JOB FROM TUMBLR?!?

we went to a different tea place by the new store in the old joanns building and I read him the whole saga aloud while we sat and had our drinks

[parkchanwoohoo]

[wowwforever]

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs