i dont know how to deactivate a blog

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[a disguised deer + space]

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what is morty smith

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[dankrickmeupinside]

What would morty do.

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ALSO GET THIS: AU WHERE THE FLESH CURTAINS WERE REALLY REALLY POPULAR ON EARTH IN THE 70s AND 80s. RICK FUCKS UP IN THE LAB AND NOW HE’S BACK AT THE AGE HE WAS IN THE 70s, AND SOMEONE STOLE HIS ANTIDOTE SO HE HAS TO GO ON A ROAD TRIP W/ MORTMORT TO LOOK FOR IT. BUT HE CAN’T JUST GO ON A ROADTRIP WITH A TEN YEAR OLD BC PAPA DONT WANT NO JAILTIME, SO HE MAKES MORTY HIS AGE AS WELL. AND TURNS OUT THE GUY WHO STOLE RICK’S ANTIDOTE IS IN A BATTLE OF THE BANDS TYPE THING SO RICK AND MORTY HAVE TO ENTER AS A TWO-PIECE BAND TO TRY AND GET CLOSER TO THE GUY SO THEY CAN GET THE ANTIDOTE. ALSO, WHENEVER PEOPLE SEE RICK THEY ALWAYS SAY “wow, you look just like Rick Sanchez!” AND MORTY HAS TO SHUT HIM UP BEFORE HE SAYS “i AM rick sanchez!” BC HE KEEPS FORGETTING HE’S NOT AN OLD MAN ANYMORE

[dankrickmeupinside]

LOOK AT MY SHIT CUNT’S AU

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if this gets to 100 notes i'll write a chapter

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[anna-lord-blog]

original Morty do not steal (jk) but I do actually like the idea so I probably draw him more 

[openfacedsandwiches]

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

[dadvans]

are you a chocolate person or vanilla person? root beer float or ice cream sundae? are you a coffee person or tea person? a-a-are you a simulation? ARE YOU A SIMULATION?? YOU SON OF A BITCH??? ARE YOU A SIMULATION? oh wait i-i-i’m sorry, morty, you’re a good kid, morty, y-you’re a good kiddddzzzzzzznngghhh

[rbm-z]

CONSIDER MORTY WITH BRACES

He speaks with a slight lisp, especially ’T’ words, so between stuttering and stumbling over the pronunciation of words with a mouth full of metal, Morty is barely able to communicate.

Rick technically has the ability to fix Morty’s teeth super easily, but he’s cute in braces, so Rick decides to keep it a secret and enjoy metallic Morty for a few months.

Morty now drools when he sleeps. It’s adorable.

One day while Morty is wearing his headgear he goes to take his t-shirt off, becomes hilariously stuck inside when one of his wires gets stuck on a thread, and blinded and trapped, he wanders around the house with a shirt wrapped around his face, bumping into shit, until he finally finds Rick and begs him to help.

Whenever Morty gets the braces tightened Rick takes him out for ice cream.

Rick has a dick piercing and one day when they’re fooling around and Morty is sucking him off, the braces get stuck on Rick’s Prince Charles piercing. Hilarity ensues.

Morty is genuinely frustrated and hateful of his braces, particularly because of the way he looks with them…that is until Rick drunkenly confesses how cute he thinks they look on Morty and kisses him. Suddenly Morty doesn’t mind his braces as much.

Morty gets his rubber bands blue and yellow.

[moved-to-dirty-fizzy]

Ive reblogged this already but

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[pepegle]

[screamingmbti]

MBTI types as Rick and Morty’s gifs

INFJ

ESTJ

ENFP

ENTP

ESTP

ESFP

ENFJ

ISTP

INTJ

ISFP

INTP

ISTJ

ENTJ

ISFJ

ESFJ

INFP

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DID I TELL YOU PRISON!MORTY WAS SHREDDED ? BECAUSE HE IS.

enjoy some mindless fanservice. AND YES HE HAS “RICK’S BITCH” TATTOOED. FIGHT ME. 

[relatablephotosofmorty]

gimme more Morty being cute

Fuck yeah!

[dovecantfly]

💛💛💛 @sluttymorty this is all i need 💛💛💛

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my SON 💙💙💙💙💙

[rick-daddy]

Daddy. Fuck me. But be gentle.😘😍😋👊💦👅

(Oopsy Got a little carried away with this one)

Nah uh. Y-you know I don’t play gentle baby. You see that wall closest to you?Good!Th that’s the wall I’m going to pin you against.My hands on your hips p-eugh-pulling them closer to mine while I kiss your neck make you mmmoan a little baby. P-p-pick you up. Your legs wrapped around my waist. Your h-hands pinned above your head. See baby I’m gonna have One hand holding your wrists tight you’re not allowed to move princess. The other hand grabbing your perky ass. I’m going tofuck your p-pretty little brains out. If you so much as wh-whimper. Without me saying “moan for daddy”I will stop fucking you.Feel m-urp my hips on yours. My hand holding your wrists s-so fucking tight. My beugh-breath and lips on your neck. You feel me inside of you?Good!I want you to whimper as you feel me p-pulsing. I press my body against yours because baby I wanna f-feel those breaths when you gasp for a-air in between moaning and begging me to let you cum.You feel me baby?I’m not moving a muscle until you beg me to fuck you. Until your begging for me to make you scream my na-name.Maybe if you beg enough princess. You’ll feel my t-teeth on your neck. I’ll let your arms drop. Wrap them around my neck. As I grab the ssccruff of yours and fuck you senseless. Against that wall. Dont make a sound baby. Until I finally say “cum for me princess”you better leave scratch marks down my back eugh. Because I’m going to leave you gasping for days.

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[dovecantfly]

@sluttymorty basically what I’ve done to you

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i'm so okay with it tho ❤️

[icantstopsinning]

When your Mortys are maybe too into fighting

[dovecantfly]

Right in the heart @sluttymorty 💙

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i LOVE this

[juene-deactivated20170115]

ryan reynolds: deadpool should have a boyfriend

andrew garfield: