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Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

luxwing

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

escuerzoresucitado

clownboybebop

Did they let the fucking guy out

antimony-ore

annarcana

#this is also what I’m looking forward to with my next dnd character

annarcana

vaguely-concerned

the queer subtext that jumps out and slaps you in the face like a looney tunes boxing glove on a spring emerging from a box in chapter 18 of witch hat atelier... oh my GOD first you have agott perched in the top of a tree, watching the courtship rituals of fantasy wolf mating season where they shed their scales. she's waxing dramatic baby gay about how 'if they didn't feel the need to form pairs, they could keep their armor on all the time' and then, for some inscrutable reason, thinks about coco and how maybe she'll be acceptable to marry one day even in the eyes of her mother one of them after all, maybe it's okay to let her in a little bit actually

and then we get olruggio presenting qifrey with an invention he made literally to warm qifrey's bed hfjkshdfsa. implications 'well you clearly either don't want me to or won't let me do it, but I still don't want you to be cold'. I love you to the point of invention style. are you kidding me I'm cackling here

ladysdork

Honestly its not subtext at all. Its just not able to be shown explicitly for [redacted reasons]. Can you imagine how insufferable they will/would be once they can show it?

cheeseanonioncrisps

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

cheeseanonioncrisps

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

mascwoman

New bumper sticker 🕺

#I need this

loulooser

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

jarsjam

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

briannyssey

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

zenaidasden

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

nihilnovisubsole

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

dancinbutterfly

Your mother is the only one who understands me

#what does Frances ford Coppola think of it?

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.