marathon is friendslop
Sade Olutola
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Andulka

blake kathryn

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art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Not today Justin

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marathon is friendslop
i gotta replace the strawberries in my computer soon
unfortunately the skyrocketing value of berry tarts on the dow gnomes index has rendered the strawberry unaffordable to a consumer-grade frolicker
having a blorbo from a children's show is rough but it must be nothing compared to having one from a sitcom. you're trying to imagine them with depth and gravitas and shit meanwhile they canonically say 'dookie' every second episode
twilight sparkle moment presented in list format for diegetic purposes:
made a checklist for something big and important coming up
felt stressed out by the size of the checklist and all the unfinished things on it
added new item 'make list' that i could check to feel like i'd accomplished something
realized that the list was likely incomplete and would be updated over time
left the new box unchecked
felt more stressed out
I’m having a stroke
Huh, must've been the wind
"freaking it" in a sensitive and hygienic style
close! that is a girl
Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
pee is an action game and poop is a 4x
okay. did i do something to you
level 1 is using cliche figures of speech and tired metaphors in your writing. level 2 is growing beyond that and writing original ideas. level 3 is forcing yourself back into those cliches when writing speech because real people are influenced by mediocre art
this is specifically after that poe quest
they smoked the fourth guy
never let it be said i dont treat my miis right
tiramisu
miitopia is causing a wave of cigarette innovation the likes of which haven't been since the 90s when they decided an honest joe couldn't peddle cigarettes to children
inflation is so fucked that $0.00 has become $0.01