funk engine

thinking of bringing sun worship back into style (killian, 30ish, they)

[nouveau-riche-princess]

when she lets me hit

[ficklefamiliar]

i want an industrial piercing but i also don't ever want to be in a situation where a cartoon character can hold a magnet up to me and pull off enough metal to warrant a xylophone glissando

[marsdemo]

[amber-tortoiseshell]

"With genetic test results back from U.C. Davis Laboratories of toe-hair samples from each side of his body, I am excited to share that this sheep

🌟 IS INDEED a CHIMERA 🌟

His black mouflon side is a genetically different individual from his black gray side. The lab ran the test twice just to be sure!

Oh but wait, THERE IS MORE!

He is ALSO a she!

The black mouflon side is male.

The black gray side is female!

What I can tell you beyond these test results, is that this beautiful creature successfully bred four solid patterned ewes this winter that produced a total of 9 lambs, of which all were either solid pattern or mouflon pattern; 5 rams and 4 ewes. "

Source: Grand Valley Icelandics

[king-the-pathetic]

Initially I thought the zig zag between light and dark along the spine was just the lighting but no! That's the split in coat colours!

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much @draconym ! Look at those differences!

[ficklefamiliar]

close enough. welcome back baphomet

[ficklefamiliar]

left said fuck the police

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[ficklefamiliar]

marathon is friendslop

[memorycycle]

i gotta replace the strawberries in my computer soon

[ficklefamiliar]

unfortunately the skyrocketing value of berry tarts on the dow gnomes index has rendered the strawberry unaffordable to a consumer-grade frolicker

[ficklefamiliar]

having a blorbo from a children's show is rough but it must be nothing compared to having one from a sitcom. you're trying to imagine them with depth and gravitas and shit meanwhile they canonically say 'dookie' every second episode

[ficklefamiliar]

twilight sparkle moment presented in list format for diegetic purposes:

made a checklist for something big and important coming up

felt stressed out by the size of the checklist and all the unfinished things on it

added new item 'make list' that i could check to feel like i'd accomplished something

realized that the list was likely incomplete and would be updated over time

left the new box unchecked

felt more stressed out

[dankxsinatra]

[dogpuppy]

[longnuts]

[longnuts]

[dogpuppy]

I’m having a stroke

[longnuts]

[conzoop]

Huh, must've been the wind

[ficklefamiliar]

[ficklefamiliar]

"freaking it" in a sensitive and hygienic style

[jmascollier]

[ficklefamiliar]

close! that is a girl

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[ficklefamiliar]

pee is an action game and poop is a 4x

[ficklefamiliar]

okay. did i do something to you