funk engine

thinking of bringing sun worship back into style (killian, 30ish, they)

[ficklefamiliar]

marathon is friendslop

[memorycycle]

i gotta replace the strawberries in my computer soon

[ficklefamiliar]

unfortunately the skyrocketing value of berry tarts on the dow gnomes index has rendered the strawberry unaffordable to a consumer-grade frolicker

[ficklefamiliar]

having a blorbo from a children's show is rough but it must be nothing compared to having one from a sitcom. you're trying to imagine them with depth and gravitas and shit meanwhile they canonically say 'dookie' every second episode

[ficklefamiliar]

twilight sparkle moment presented in list format for diegetic purposes:

made a checklist for something big and important coming up

felt stressed out by the size of the checklist and all the unfinished things on it

added new item 'make list' that i could check to feel like i'd accomplished something

realized that the list was likely incomplete and would be updated over time

left the new box unchecked

felt more stressed out

[dankxsinatra]

[dogpuppy]

[longnuts]

[longnuts]

[dogpuppy]

I’m having a stroke

[longnuts]

[conzoop]

Huh, must've been the wind

[ficklefamiliar]

[ficklefamiliar]

"freaking it" in a sensitive and hygienic style

[jmascollier]

[ficklefamiliar]

close! that is a girl

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[ficklefamiliar]

pee is an action game and poop is a 4x

[ficklefamiliar]

okay. did i do something to you

[ficklefamiliar]

level 1 is using cliche figures of speech and tired metaphors in your writing. level 2 is growing beyond that and writing original ideas. level 3 is forcing yourself back into those cliches when writing speech because real people are influenced by mediocre art

[bruzum]

[dadith]

this is specifically after that poe quest

[ficklefamiliar]

they smoked the fourth guy

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[ficklefamiliar]

miitopia is causing a wave of cigarette innovation the likes of which haven't been since the 90s when they decided an honest joe couldn't peddle cigarettes to children

[dogpuppy]

[ficklefamiliar]

inflation is so fucked that $0.00 has become $0.01