May 23
Possible explanations for the forever babyface I have:
-I dont drink much, I dont smoke
-I moisturize, wear sunscreen
-the hysterectomy reduced my stress by a lot so now there's less cortisol in my everywhere.
-Keanu Reeves bit me once.
-I eat foods with a variety of fats and oils.
-my very active job requires me to hydrate regularly.
-made a pact with the devil once while I was sleepwalking.
-not worrying about wrinkles means I don't get them as much
-theres a painting of me in an attic somewhere thats rapidly aging.
-no one really knows what 40 year olds are supposed to look like because TV keeps casting 30 year old to play teens.
