Fanfic Quotes (Funny & Stunning)

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ao3 authors are something else…

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“PATROL IS CANCELLED, CHAT NOIR, IT'S CANCELLED! PARIS CAN BURN I HAVE GEOMETRY!" Stop being stupid, she's waiting for a response! For the love of God, act natural! "Hey Marinette, is your middle name Embezzlement? Because you look so good in that white collar it's a crime."   ~ Boutique by TheJulyCentury

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”His body burns dry and warm like the sun embracing the sand. It’s the warmth of devil-winds over bleak hills. It’s the warmth of dragon fire ripping across the spectrum of visible colors. It’s the warmth of a hundred loving hands that he knows don’t hurt when they touch his face or ruffle his hair.” ~ Zuko, Tea and Cakes by ghosteyes

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”Her weapon is sharpened by a fractured psyche. Stoked by sleepless, tear-soaked nights. Weighted by a craving for violence borne by a heart too young to carry it.” ~ Zuko about Katara

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“Flash made a lovely superhero,” Rosie says. “He wore a towel for a cape and underpants over his jeans.” “Captain Marvellous Underpants,” Peter says wistfully. “And I was… I can’t remember.” Flash glares at the asphalt beneath his sneaks. “Doctor McEvil.” “Doctor McEvil,” Kenny whispers, staring at Peter in a new light. Flash wonders if Kenny is also seeing the possibility for super-villainy in Peter’s dark eyes.” ~ when we grow up by aloneintherain

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“I just stood off four big men to rescue your child,” she says, pitched just loud enough to carry.  “What do you think I’ll do for mine?” ~ Sun Child by Weirdlet

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“‘For the mind to grasp the sea,’” she said, her voice soft and slow like she was reading rather than quoting from memory, “‘the bones must understand its depth. For the soul to fly with the spirits, the feet must tread and bleed. The body must carry itself as time carries the body — to the many corners of the world and the many seasons of life.  “‘Still, when one soars on the highest breeze, certain that they are weightless, their bones must never forget the depths in which they could be crushed. It is the flame of truth that judges the worthy, and the powerful must always be judged.  “‘I once believed my restlessness to be a product of my past, but I have long since realized it did not begin in this life. The path of the Avatar is forever aflame: There is nothing more dangerous than standing still.’” ~ To Be Ten Thousand Things by LeaJoyWrites

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“‘For the mind to grasp the sea,’” she said, her voice soft and slow like she was reading rather than quoting from memory, “‘the bones must understand its depth. For the soul to fly with the spirits, the feet must tread and bleed. The body must carry itself as time carries the body — to the many corners of the world and the many seasons of life.  “‘Still, when one soars on the highest breeze, certain that they are weightless, their bones must never forget the depths in which they could be crushed. It is the flame of truth that judges the worthy, and the powerful must always be judged.  “‘I once believed my restlessness to be a product of my past, but I have long since realized it did not begin in this life. The path of the Avatar is forever aflame: There is nothing more dangerous than standing still.’” ~ To Be Ten Thousand Things by LeaJoyWrites

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“‘Tui and La,’ he whispers, ‘How did I not figure it out sooner. All your main characters have daddy issues.’” ~ Treachery of the Highest Order by LoserLife592

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”Azula snorts and hands him her teacup. Then, her eyes narrow. ‘One sip,’ she warns and Zuko pauses. What would any self-respecting older sibling do? He knocks it back like a shot. Azula throws the teapot at him.” ~ Lightning Flowers by InbetweenFrames

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“Katara counts her days, her weeks, at the North Pole by the fights she finishes, by the techniques she steals, by the injuries she heals. She hurls herself against the masters of the North and tears knowledge out of their hands.” ~ A Lesson of Her Own Making by chasingfigments

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“He spent ten minutes nodding solemnly as the astrologer spoke, occasionally humming in agreement. Then, at the end, he folded his hands and declared, ‘Ah, yes, this is all very accurate. I am mysterious and powerful. Also, I shall live forever. Delightful.’” ~ Gellert Grindelwald, Harry Potter and The Unexpected Time Travel Nonsense

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”The world had ended, and yet here they stood, laughing. What a fucking miracle.” ~ people help the people by Sapphic_terror

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”There is violence in reconstruction. There are burned bridges and crumbled mountains like scars that ramify across his shoulder blades –  across hers. There are people that meet like things pulled from the wreckage. The waste and the lies, the mistakes he’s made, some of which don’t deserve forgiveness. Some that do. He’s made his peace with it. She tightens the grip on his hand as if she knows when his mind drifts away and he’s once again reminded that bitter wars have soft epilogues. That she’s here and it feels like some concession to the injustice.” ~ Gale Hawthorne, we let love be a call in the night by thefirewildling

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”“Jesus Christ on a scooter,” Tim says passionately, “Get help.”” ~ (so much for) The Cain Instinct  by lemonlimemadness

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”The thing is that he is so angry, angry in the way that only young people can be, where it fills you to the brim and will travel up your esophagus and choke you if you do not sing with it, if you are not ripping at the seams with wrath at every moment… He cannot comprehend a life where one is not angry.“ ~ Zuko, The Reclamation of Salted Earth by ThatWeirdGuyInTheBushes

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”I can't fix you but I can see you bleeding, and that matters a lot, doesn't it?”

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”The thing is that he is so angry, angry in the way that only young people can be, where it fills you to the brim and will travel up your esophagus and choke you if you do not sing with it, if you are not ripping at the seams with wrath at every moment… He cannot comprehend a life where one is not angry.“ ~ Zuko, The Reclamation of Salted Earth by ThatWeirdGuyInTheBushes

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”She is running full tilt, at breakneck speed toward the edge, and there have only ever been two girls that can keep even with her.”

“So the sky falls. So a girl dies. So a story goes”

~ were we everything you ever thought we'd be?  by cielocomedown