if you were church; i'd get on my knees...

I caved in and made a sideblog for the more spicy sides of my self ships || main is @fictionallyinparadise || we get excited over fictional bastards here folks

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[fictionallyinsin]

Welcome to Sin City!

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Please do not interact with THIS blog if you are a minor. If you want my non-s//xual self shipping blog, please go to @fictionallyinparadise!

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Guys who get cuteness aggression when they see you and take out their feelings by fucking you senseless

[whitewomansonicfan]

important aspect of any character is having a praise kink

[the-haiku-bot]

important aspect

of any character is

having a praise kink

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[xultraviolentlightx]

Babe, can I crush you a little bit. You’re so cute and I just need to crush you a little bit.

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

*with barely restrained lust as I look at The Character* I am going to destroy him. I am going to tear that man to shreds. And he is going to beg me to do it again.

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

You need to picture him covered in kiss marks and bites, clothes disheveled and torn, while he gazes up at you with a goofy, lovesick expression to really sell the point I’m making here.

[mewnbuns]

reader who takes a bit longer to cum x blorbo who’s more than willing to overstimulate themself until you get off 💖

[usamis-puppy]

Hey dont cry. F/o jerking off/getting off thinking abt you until they cum so hard their eyes flutter. While they bite down on their lip hard enough to bleed just to keep quiet. Okay?

Pro.ship dni

[puppysmall]

my biggest goal is to make boys make embarrassing noises from how desperate and pent up they are. i wanna hear your stupidest fucking moans and whines i want you to beg

[bensoloskitten-archived]

I need to bite his cock. not hard enough to hurt him of course, just a tiny press of my teeth so he lets out a gasp and throws his head back and hesitates for a split second before going "hah, do it again..."

proship dni.

[girlbossboytoy]

monthly reminders for transmascs in nsfw spaces

1. you don’t have to bottom

2. if/when you do bottom, you don’t have to do PIV

3. yes, even if you think it would be easier or your partner(s) would prefer you do PIV

4. anal is really hot and not as hard as you think

5. anal feels good even without a prostate

6. you don’t have to be submissive

7. if/when you choose to be submissive, you don’t have to be feminized, misgendered, or degendered

8. it’s really hot to be degraded and humiliated and weak and pathetic while fully embodying a male role

9. topping is really fun and you are allowed to do it

10. you can top without using a strap if you get creative about it

11. you should probably try topping if you never have, even if you don’t think you’d like it

12. domming is really fun and you are allowed to do it

13. it is not selfish or delusional to exclusively use male terms for your anatomy. your penis doesn’t have to be a clit or even a t dick unless that’s what you like

14. it is not selfish to keep clothes on during sex. you should be dressed in the way that is most comfortable to you

15. you’re hot and i love you <3

[pixiespond]

Trying to quiet your moans and your f/o doesn’t scold you, they know you get a bit shy, but they do slip their thumb between your lips to open your mouth anyway because they’ll get you to be vocal one way or another

[tenderharm]

hey so can i get some gross yucky perverted sex that’s also sickeningly tender to the point of tears. please

[ambroseaphrodisiac]

shame that all older man content on here is for sub girls. i wanna top an older man. i wanna show him what he’s been missing. i want him to feel so guilty about fucking someone so young until he enters me and suddenly he’s whining into my collarbone lik a dog.

[faggotdracula]

i am nothing if not a huge pervert for hairy chests and arms and tummy. i stare at a hairy chest like a cat stalking its prey

[forbidden-fruit-ships]

the more dominant a fictional character is, the more i want to dominate them. i love watching bratty fucks be put in their place. not just sexually— in every way. making them obey my every whim, and smile as they complain and roll their eyes but do it anyway because they love me.

[feralhornyposting]

Yknow that one Twitter post that's like "my kink is saying some cornball shit and having my girl realize in horror that she still wants to fuck me?" That's me except I make them realize they want my goofy twink self to top them. Like yes I just repeated my main vocal stim 50 times in a row and nearly fell off your bed while flailing my arms like a cartoon character as I stood up to get water. Yes I look like I couldn't lift 25 pounds over my head and I probably had to start over a task at least 3 times because I forgot what I was doing partway through. But not only do you still want to fuck me, you want me to make you beg and whine while I leave marks on your body because I want you to know who you belong to. And trust me I WILL do that I just gotta figure out how your shower works for like 15 minutes hang on gimme a second-

[cohldhands]

sparring / wrestling that turns into frustrated and wild fucking