i am not a woman (sorry women)

number one pansage fan of all time. i am beau!! he/they, first day on earth! (20) listening and learning and trying my best every day. pfp matching with @shadylavender !! art blog: @lemonbucketz i block people who annoy me. i am frequently wrong about things.

[whitewomansonicfan]

He/They... Multiple Pronouns, excellent, excellent... I do not think you violate my DNI. You pass inspection.

i am genuinely so honoured, this is the best day of my entire life. thank you muppet joker i’m such a big fan of your work (tumblr blog) i’m glad my multiple pronouns impressed you

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[machi40h]

[sarahseeandersen]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[memories]

Sally sells #good news by the sea shore.

[dogpuppy]

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[akhjagjfg11223-blog]

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

[dogpuppy]

[herewithstupid]

Grace (movie) really shows that he is great with kids when he receives the oxygen molecules from Rocky. That man has NO idea what those two rings are, or what they’re for, but he immediately is like “I love it :D I don’t have one of these”

Like, that is an EXACTLY conversation you have with a toddler that wanders up to you and gives you a strange shaped play doh sculpture.

[targetedknowledge]

[pattinsonsupremacy]

something so poetic about this

[fandom-man]

[kittykamukura]

If you do not have a job then it's your duty to post about the characters Constantly. If you do have a job then it's your duty to imagine the characters in your job and also to neglect your job so you can post about the characters Constantly