Fictional Men Mistress

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[copperplatebeech]

I can't tell anyone what to like or not like, but as far as the season 3 "finale" being something Sir Terry would have written or endorsed -- a position I've actually seen expressed more than once -- I offer the last paragraphs of Good Omens, The Book.

If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends. And if you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot... no, imagine a sneaker, laces trailing, kicking a pebble; imagine a stick, to poke at interesting things, and throw for a dog that may or may not decide to retrieve it; imagine a tuneless whistle, pounding some luckless popular song into insensibility; imagine a figure, half angel, half devil, all human... Slouching hopefully towards Tadfield. ...for ever.

I submit humbly that that ending is not the voice of a writer (the interview in the illustrated tie-in edition specifies that "the kids mostly originated with Terry") who would ultimately be down with annihilation as the Only Solution To The Problems Of The World.

Bonus reminder: I'm betting this passage is Terry's ("vanload of hippies on a blotterful of Owsley's Old Original" has that ring to it). I ask you, does it describe a character who would only a few years later in story time -- after sixty centuries of ups and downs -- (1) wallow indefinitely in a drunken sulk, and then (2) tell God to finish erasing the world, including himself and his best friend, and start over?

Because, underneath it all, Crowley was an optimist. If there was one rock-hard certainty that had sustained him through the bad times -- he thought briefly of the fourteenth century -- then it was utter surety that he would come out on top; that the universe would look after him. Okay, so Hell was down on him. So the world was ending. So the Cold War was over and the Great War was starting for real. So the odds against him were higher than a vanload of hippies on a blotterful of Owsley's Old Original. There was still a chance.

That is all.

[tartan-thermos]

Listen, we all laugh at how much mileage Aziraphale is gonna get out of his kinky ‘captive princess’ fantasies once he and Crowley get it together, and we are completely right and correct to do so. But we’ve all been sleeping on the other half of that equation. Because Aziraphale’s the one who’s been setting up these, “Oh no, I am dramatically imperiled (and/or mildly inconvenienced); where oh where is the dashing and devilishly handsome knight who will save me?” scenarios for centuries - but Crowley’s the one who’s been turning up unfailingly, again and again and again.

Because Crowley? Crowley wants to be the hero. Crowley wants to be James Bond. He wants it so badly it hurts, bullet-hole windscreen transfers and all. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is that he can be good - but also a little bit bad. The rogue agent, the wild card, the one who doesn’t follow the rules, and doesn’t much truck with listening to his superiors. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which he gets it right; in which he does the right thing at the right time, and has the right witty comeback in the right situation, and instead of being punished, he saves the day and wins the heart of the genderless celestial being of his choice. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which he is never not in control of his situation; one in which he bounces back easily and stylishly from all manner of fights and challenges and adversity; where he faces nothing he cannot overcome with the right combination of wit, ballsiness, and a little Hollywood luck. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy, the one he can never, ever admit out loud, is one where the world is simple and uncomplicated in the way nothing in real life is simple and uncomplicated; a world in which the good end happily, the bad unhappily, the baddies are dispatched in PG-13 fashion, and none of it needs to be questioned or second-guessed at all.

Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which there is nothing so dastardly, nothing so terrible or fearsome, that it cannot be solved by a guy in a flash suit arriving in the nick of time with a fancy car, and a complicated watch, and a pen that can write underwater.

[catchymemes]

[sweet-omens-good-hugs]

~Farewell~

[lilpy]

🪶 Spin 🪽

They're going for a spin through their new neighbourhood(the South Downs)! Bet the humans don't even blink at those oddly shaped seagulls...

This is the mini print for September on ρατreοn! You can still get it 💕Ko-Fi Shop | Patreon

[lilpy]

💀 Studying skulls, beheading plants… great hobbies for two eldritch entities, if you ask me ✂️

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October's Patreon mini print! Join til the 31st to get it!

[lilpy]

Last week! You can sign up to get the print until the 31st!

[lilpy]

@ineffablefamfeb

Day 19 - Carbon Copy Kid

Crowley absolutely has a point 😌

[lilpy]

👀 Would You...? 🧔‍♂️

Aziraphale has priorities and and I think they're extremely valid.

Inspired by the GO3 still we got, where Crowley has a bit of stubble

[skippysy]

Idk what to name this AU but i like crowley's style so yeah

[skippysy]

he's the saddest he had ever been

[skippysy]

A vulnerable moment

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Today's vent:

[aduckwithears]

After listening to the good omens finale soundtrack, something struck me. The main theme isn't there. It's in the show over the opening animation as usual, though even there it is abridged, chopped, and shortened. It just doesn't exist in the soundtrack recording.

From a Doylist view, this is probably due to time, and due to already having a main theme (plus a season 2 theme, plus the theme that got left in the car too long) on the previous albums... but it's still a little weird.

From a Watsonian perspective? All the conspiracy theorists are right and this season doesn't actually exist 😂🤡

[skippysy]

Love birds comforting eachother

[martianmads]

he’s funny that way.

[skippysy]

Had to be quick to make fun of crowley's hair