Batma'am

[tedlassogif]

Wow, she really loves you. I know. It’s fucking annoying.

[toastbutteregg]

what a cute impostor

[pricelessreviews]

[teacupfullofstars]

[parasitoidism]

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

[parasitoidism]

Did anyone else do this

[parasitoidism]

Rave reviews

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

this is how act one scene four goes

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i got fucking recognised

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[galaxyspaceandtime]

glozell conducting a seance with ariana grande and miranda sings

[e-moms-deactivated20230105]

at first i thought this was one of those pics where the people just kinda look like the celebrities so someone makes a fake caption with their names but

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this picture was an ad

[fuckyahumor]

iconic

[pi-la]

[naiveasf]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

[chiropterrors]

[blpiercing]

[girlbugboy]

[otaconspussy-deactivated2021060]

[thyrell]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

[heartify]

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[2000ish]

[oopswellidrowned-blog]

I’m getting sick just remembering these o3o

[sad-water-boi]

Oh my god..

[spacewitchsiren]

Add some Heinz Ez Squirt colored ketchup and we have a party. 

[lucassfilm]

How well do Zendaya, Jacob, & Laura know Tom? ↳ BONUS:

[everythingfox]

“A young trash panda leisurely taking advantage of the quarantine”

(Source)

[shoeboxgoblin]

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

[ajani]

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it’s reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

[utopians]

It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body's response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there