Torment In A World Of Fidget Spinners

I’m stuck in a prison made of plastic and metal bearings. Spin me oh god of fidget

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[hellsofhearts02]

laughing/giggling together during sex is probably like the purest and cutest thing ever btw

[fidgetspinnerprison]

Yep. Definitely had sex.

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[robdogdraws]

Throw her

[enba-and-luka]

[ot3]

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[wavetapper]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[oneheadtoanother]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[hotvampireadjacent]