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[text] hi sweetie (: checkin' in from Aruba to letcha know Chris and I finally tied the knot on the beach today haha. We were bad/spontaneous and kinda sorta eloped tf on outta Europe. c: c: c:
[text] wtf. no pix or anything? was there cake???
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Not enough people talk about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Like, he’s literally the father of modern technology and one of the smartest human beings to ever live and I never ever learned in school that he was gay.
If all the LGBT people are as “DOOMED” as the bible thumpers think we are, hell, at least we’re in good company.
I was about to say I can’t believe I didn’t know this
and then I remembered the American education system
Yes, I can fucking believe I didn’t know this.
But yeah. Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Pass it on.
Leo painted a picture of his lover as Jesus and that’s the image we use today
Oh man that is sad. I’m sorry your teachers are failing you.
Some Leonardo facts you should tattoo on your heart:
He was actually convicted for sodomy at age 24, but the allegations were dropped for lack of testimony. The charges affected him immensely, as he was by all means, a very private person.
Da Vinci’s models for Christ are unknown. The claim that he depicted his lover as Jesus most likely arose from the bullshit about Cesare Borgia being the inspiration for White Jesus™ combined with the allegations that Leonardo and Cesare were lovers…There is little to no support for these claims. However, it’s speculated his lover Gian Giacomo Caprotti was the model for his St. John the Baptist.
He was universally beloved (minus Michelangelo lollll), like the nicest, funniest, gentlest, handsomest man you’d ever meet. He was generous beyond words, treated everyone equally, and loved to play pranks.
He was also fuckin’ ripped. It was rumored he could bend a horseshoe in half with his bare hands.
Often wore pink and other vibrant colors.
Rumored to sleep approx. 2 hours a night.
Was left-handed and ambidextrous. He was dyslexic, possibly had ADD, and suffered from frequent paranoia.
He was his own worst critic and often destroyed his work. He still left behind over 13k journal pages, filled with sketches and so many dick jokes.
His last words were: “I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.”
Would buy caged animals from the market just to set them free. He was allegedly a vegetarian.
For a time he kept a pet lizard and made him a custom set of wings and horns. He would routinely scare the shit out of people with his ‘dragon.’
My all time fave: While staying in the Vatican he would invite guests into a residential room which had been filled with cleaned/dried animal intestines that he had sewn together. He fastened a bellows to the end of the intestines and proceeded to inflate them. Onlookers were so excited to see DaVinci’s new ”invention” that they didn’t even realize this asshole was just blowing up a giant balloon and pinning them to the wall holy shit I love him so much.
Where is the musical. Lin-Manuel Miranda, fix this.
Other important historical Gays.
I fricken love this man. PLS WRITE THIS MUSICAL LMM
Shakespeare was also very likely gay. Is that news or am I on the wrong post?
I can feel people sometimes are intimidated by me, but I try to do the best I can to offset that. There is zero reason to be intimidated by me. At all. But I also understand it.
Jennifer Lawrence by Mario Sorrenti for Harper’s Bazaar (May 2016)
Sweetie, he’s kinda dense in that regard. Y’gotta like– slap him in the face with it, I feel. [He smiles kindly at her, noticing the expression but opting not to comment– mostly for Emmy’s own sake.]
Hey! As long as you’re happy and as long as you’re enjoying yourself, honestly that’s all that matters, yeah? So while it may be something totally different, if you find it worth it, then it is. [Ah, good friends for life <3]
…Art was never my forte, you know this. I was terrible at it. I’m good at math and not creative things. [He smiles and nods] Yes I have. Chrissie and I tend to bike through it twice a day or so, depending on when I’m in Amsterdam and what we’re doing. It’s gorgeous, the artwork is stunning.
Yeah, we weren’t all born creative I suppose. [ she snorts and gives a shake of her head ] You do, but I think he’s happy being the way he is: alone and in control of his own life.
I am, I am. I have to hope you are too, yanno. Maybe I should take you to the university and show you around, see what we’re working on sometime this summer. [ <3 ]
Oh good! So my work is being appreciate, even by A’dam herself. I’m really glad for it. So what have you been up to recently? Besides... you know, recovering.
Snarky RP-Starters
“Now is not the time.”
“You’re not being helpful.”
“And you couldn’t mention that any earlier?”
“The only skill you have is that you know how to be in the way.”
“I know exactly what I’m doing.”
“At least I’m capable of admitting I’m wrong.”
“And it didn’t occur to you it might be important?”
“Thanks, you’re helpful. And five minutes late!”
“Shut your mouth for once.”
“Is thinking too much asked?”
“You better fix that right now!”
“For once in your life, use that thing inside your head. The one called ‘brain.’”
“Great, you’re just what I needed.”
“Oh, and you’re so great yourself?”
“If you hadn’t come, I would’ve managed just fine.”
“I need you like I need a hole in the head.”
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I wonder if people actually think koalas are bears. They don’t even look like bears.
Em, Koen wouldn’t let you live it down to be honest. He’d be questioning you left and right and you know it. [And a soft hum] Gotcha– I guess that’s a good thing…? Looks at you a way? What does that mean? Like bedroom eyes?
I would hope you like your job. [He cracks at smile at her, folding his arms over his chest] I would expect nothing less from you, Emmy– good on you. I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself.
You should, you really should. Don’t let yourself be consumed by work. [He shakes his head] Nah. Not really…you know me. I don’t have that creative streak. I’m just good at maths.
You know what I mean, right? I guess not. Piet’s not real... obvious I guess to people he’s not been intimate with. [ a small blush, honestly she can’t help she never got over him completely oops ]
Yeah! I am, I am. Kinda funny I went from pottery to technology but it’s been an adventure to say the least.
Nothing at all, still, after all these years? You never did get into your art lessons... Oh! Did you see the new bike tunnel in Amsterdam? I’m so proud! Famke helped me with the tiles and it looks so good.
That’s a hell of a secret. [he’s once again partially kidding, but gives her a nod as she chats away]
Isn’t that all any of us do anymore though? Solely work? ‘Cause it sure as hell feels like it to me. But that’s good though– keeping busy, yeah?
He doesn’t know about us, or if he did he doesn’t care. Still looks at me a certain way and it gets weird. If he knew I wasn’t getting laid I think he’d wonder what was wrong with me. Koen would just laugh.
Well-- I like my job! So many students and working on saving the world one project at a time. [ she’s a lot smarter than she ever lets on, but Bastian and Pieter know it well enough ]
I kinda wanted to start back on my pottery since it’s tourist season... Are you doing anything creative at all?
Are y’sure? Pottery and a sexless life seems a little monotonous. [He’s teasing-ish] Does Pieter even know?
Hm? Literally…nothing. Slowly getting back onto my feet and what have ya. You?
Does Pieter know I’m essentially celibate? Nah.
Work. The university has a lot of brilliant young minds so never a dull moment. Working with Piet on a few projects with wind and water power, yanno?
So, you're Emmy? Emma, Bas' little big sister. [Was gonna make this a post but tumblr wouldn't let me tag you :C]
Nice name. ‘m Delft, what brings you around?
It most certainly is not. I just don’t wanna get in the middle of your two’s fight. That’s for you two to figure out.
I’m gonna stick with Chrissie, thanks. Emmy, we had our fling. I thought we agreed on this.
Hah-- Yeah.
Bastian, I was kidding, please. I like this single, sexless life I got going on. It was fun. All the pottery and hiding it from Pieter and stuff. [ no she doesn’t ]
[ flicks a wrist ] Anyway! What are you up to?
You and Christiane can fight that one out, I’ll just sit here.
Is this some weird kink you have? Watching an ex lover and your current one go at it in a cat fight? Bastian, you’re weird.
What happens on the off chance I win, huh?
Mmmm…vaguely. Rather vaguely.
I’d suggest, you know, giving you a refresher but I’m pretty sure your girlfriend would beat me up. So sad.
